Culture Buzz A preview of Drunk History's Christmas special, which will doubtless be drenched in eggnog vomit. “The Night Before Twas Christmas” warms my cockles every time.
Celebrity Buzz It's as though two examples of perfection were dropped into the Large Hadron Collider and smooshed into one giant wad of perfection. We've discovered the Higgs Bosom. Why, yes, Christina Hendricks…I would love some scotch.
Culture Buzz No, they're not actually drunk. What do you think this is, Applebee's? Ha, ha! I tease the Applebee's out of love for their tendency to serve alcohol to toddlers. Also, Olive Garden. No, these kids just have parents who (rightfully) think it's funny to pose them with booze.
A 12oz. aluminum can of whiskey is now available in South America, the first time in the history of the spirit that straight whiskey has been distributed in such a way. Because Four Loko is for teetotaling pussies. No word yet if this blindness-in-a-can will be sold on our side of the equator.
Culture Buzz Scotch is holding a contest featuring “free-form” sculptures made from sticky tape. The winner will receive a prize of 3,200 pounds, which is like, what, a million dollahz in America?