A Saved By The Bell /Harry Potter wonderland, courtesy of Lucy Kinsley. Incidentally, this will serve as the cover page for my upcoming graduate thesis: “Baywarts: Reimagining Gender and the Role of The Wand In Post-Reagan America.”

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Dustin Diamond has a new book out, “Behind the Bell,” in which he spills secrets about the show and his co-stars. One piece of gossip he reveals, or claims, is that Mark-Paul Gosselaar (Zach Morris) used steroids. ( via ) [ Ed Note : Yuck.]

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Is Lark Voorhies, or Lisa Turtle of Saved By The Bell , now the host body for The King of Pop? (Or a geisha?) (Or both?) Say no to Botox, you guys. And, while you're at it, cool it with the mime makeup. Just…no.

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MOVIE BUZZ: Yes, of course they are making a Saved By The Bell porno. Fleshbot has the side-by-side comparison, and Hustler is actually “liveblogging” the filming, if you require day-to-day updates on fake-Lisa-Turtle's gyrating. I wonder whether the end result will be better or worse than a Showgirls -Dustin-Diamond-sex-tape mash-up.

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1. Side-by-side comparisons
2. This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX Day 1
3. A ‘Saved by the Bell’ Porno Is Happening
4. DVD review: Screeched
5. More shots from filming.
6. Or you could watch Staged By The Bell (I can’t tell which is worse).
7. Saved By The Bell Cast Finally Reunited (non-porn version) - Featured on BuzzFeed
8. Seinfeld XXX - Featured on BuzzFeed
9. Not The Cosbys XXX - Featured on BuzzFeed

CELEBRITY BUZZ: The Saved By The Bell cast reunion has royally ticked off Mr. B. himself, actor Dennis Haskins, who called The Detroit News from Las Vegas to voice his frustration after being excluded. Our tip to Haskins: there's no better revenge nowadays than a meta/nostalgia-laden web series. My Damn Channel , are you listening?

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1. “Hey Hey Hey, What’s Going On Here? Why Didn’t Anybody Call Me?”
2. via Vulture
3. Saved By The Bell Cast Finally Reunited [PIC]

I know BuzzFeed has been on Saved By The Bell overload lately, but this is just too exciting not to post. Here they are REUNITED on the cover of People Magazine. BUT… somebody's missing.

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1. Staged By The Bell - BuzzFeed
2. Tiffani Amber Thiessen is Busy - BuzzFeed

If you like or hate Asher Roth, this might speak to you on a music parody level, but otherwise this is a “Saved By The Bell” tribute that will warm your heart. Zack Attack, Chief Henry, and Hounddog are all waiting for you. (Man, Mark Paul really was a hunk, huh? Sigh.)

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1. Via Huffington Post (read the lyrics here)

Watch Saved by the Bell with all the dirty curse words bleeped out. So you finally got that Dustin Diamond porn tape out of your head? Now you can picture Mr. Belding f*cking.

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The Best Links:

1. YouTube - Saved By The Bell NSFW Overdub
2. Petition to Reunite Saved By The Bell
3. Saved by the Bell Awkward Moment
4. Bleeped Out Saved By The Bell Is Way Better via NextRound.net

Link: http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.c...

In honor of the show's 20th anniversary Late Night host, Jimmy Fallon wants the cast of Saved By The Bell to reunite on his show. Not surprisingly, Mr. Belding's already in. For some reason, I also feel that Mario Lopez would be down. We also know that Screech is available. Too available.

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1. Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Blog

A tribute to your favorite thrash metal band and your favorite Saved by the Bell character all in one glorious image.

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It's no secret to Saved By The Bell fans that Dennis Haskins aka Mr. Belding loves karaoke (haha ok, i made the fan thing up.) But anyways, if you search “Dennis Haskins” on YouTube you'll find a bunch of karaoke videos. In response to his YouTube success, Mr. B. is releasing a DVD/CD called “Karaoke With Your Favorite Principal Dennis Haskins, aka Mr. Belding.” Make sure you check out Belding and Brooke Hogan. It gets weird when he starts hitting on her, seriously.

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1. VIA ONTD
2. “Piano Man”
3. “Delilah”

Photos of Dennis Haskins, aka Mr. Belding, getting his groove on with a slew of much younger ladies in Las Vegas last weekend. Zack Morris would be so proud!

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1. More Pics

CULTURE BUZZ: Screech is writing a tell-all about Saved By The Bell . With ’90s nostalgia kicking into high gear, Screech (aka Dustin Diamond) couldn’t have timed his memoir moment better. The book promises to reveal “sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying” — but coming from a man who’s already peddled a sex tape, will it really be all that?

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The Best Links:

1. Wait, There Will Be a Ghost Writer? YOU’RE KIDDING
2. “This is the greatest book deal in the history of the universe. “
3. Maybe We Should All Be Really Worried About This Idea
4. Approach With Skepticism, People!