Culture Buzz And maybe the greatest tombstone at any cemetery anywhere.
Pam, you won't be invited until you learn not to say “God bless you” when someone sneezes.
Culture Buzz The myth of Friday the 13th has been around for centuries. And it still scares the crap out of millions of people. (via en.wikipedia.org)
Celebrity Buzz He took Tebow's name in vain. Bill Maher, noted atheist, profanely tweeted about the loss Tim Tebow and the Broncos suffered at the hands of the Buffalo Bills on Christmas Eve. Fox News was not amused. An online effort by Tebow's many minions has been launched to get HBO to cancel “Real Time With Bill Maher.”
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“I’m the prince of darkness, but I’m not a monster!” Jason Sudeikis reprised his devil role on SNL to discuss what he thought was a football scandal.
Culture Buzz And you thought getting a Post-it from your boss was trouble, try getting one from Satan regarding your soul. (via store.laboratoryindustri.es)
Since dinosaurs are obviously the work of the devil, when a friend gives this woman's child a bag of toy dinosaurs, it means only one thing: The kid's going to grow up to be a godless evolution-believer. Damn all this science!!
Legendary Pictures released an image of Bradley Cooper's eyes in his upcoming role as Lucifer. Alex Proyas (The Crow, Dark City) is directing the Hangover star in a big-screen adaptation of John Milton's Paradise Lost. (via.)
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Every time you use a USB device, you're doing the Devil's work. Supposedly the leader of a Brazilian evangelical Christian cult, Peace Beloved of the Lord, is telling his followers that USB is off limits because of the Satanic nature of the USB logo. Here's a bad Google translation from the original: “The symbol of what (name even he likes to say) is a trident, which is used to torture souls go to hell. Use only a symbol of those shows that all users of this technology pífia are actually worshipers of Satan” I'm so screwed.
As the deli capital of the world, perhaps this would explain New Yorker's reputation for bad dispositions - it's all in the potato salad!
Satan also wants me to water his FarmVille plants for him. So annoying.
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This morning, part time blogger and full-time crazy person Tila Tequila launched a Twitter tirade accusing Lady Gaga and the whole pop music industry of being part of the Monarchy of Satan. We've gathered the best quotes from the rant.
Culture Buzz Man walks in. Man drops his pants. Satan creeps out from behind the curtain. Man is happy he is on the toilet. [via]
Indisputable etymological evidence that Barack Obama is the antichrist predicted in the Bible. The amount of retrofitting work that goes into a piece like this is really something special. This is like five-star quality sophistry. I love it. There's more on this growing antichrist conspiracy theory at Salon.com.
Designing Women's own Julia Sugarbaker had a workout video (who didn't?), in which she demonstrates “The Lion,” an absolutely terrifying “exercise” that we're pretty sure channels the Antichrist. How did Everything Is Terrible miss this? (Via That's Important!)
Artist Jeffrey Vallance traces Santa's roots. Apparently Santa and Satan are sort of…cousins? Check out this essay for the links between Santa, Bigfoot, and psychedelic mushrooms.
'Twas such an honest mistake! But sadly, Satan has no heart. We'll see your little soul in hell. Leave your hat on at the door, it looks flammable.
Culture Buzz This talking doll has been accused of promoting Islam. While Mattel says the doll simply coos and says “mama,” some parents hear it saying “Islam is the light” or “Satan is the king.” Check out the videos and judge for yourself: innocent babbling, or some kind of sinister plot to turn America’s children into Satan-worshiping terrorists? Fox News recommends you return the evil doll immediately, just to be safe.