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wee-tah-kah-loo-loo. Translated: LET ME TAKE YOU TO HELL.
Don’t Make Me Go Back, Mommy tells the classic story of of a daycare that just happens to be run by a Satanic cult.
Tumblr user ControlledChaos123 has discovered the music written on a butt in hell in the year 1500. Literally.
Update, Feb. 9: The app has been taken down, so here’s a look at the damage it caused.
“You may see Jesus when you look at them. I see Satan.”
They call it a pink mass and it’s supposed to “turn her spirit gay” in the afterlife.
May 22 is World Goth Day (look it up, jerk). Here’s hoping yours is gloomy and black, just like your soul.
Childhood was fraught with surprise visits from the devil. He must have a really good agent.
The deputy chair of the Minnesota Republican Party, Kelly Fenton, tweets that the Obama campaign’s Lena Dunham video, “Your First Time,” shows that the president is advised by Satan.
New feature, every Friday. This week, Satan in a parking lot, AND how to eat Ramen like a BOSS (it was a tie).
And maybe the greatest tombstone at any cemetery anywhere.
Pam, you won’t be invited until you learn not to say “God bless you” when someone sneezes.
The myth of Friday the 13th has been around for centuries. And it still scares the crap out of millions of people. (via en.wikipedia.org)
He took Tebow’s name in vain. Bill Maher, noted atheist, profanely tweeted about the loss Tim Tebow and the Broncos suffered at the hands of the Buffalo Bills on Christmas Eve. Fox News was not amused. An online effort by Tebow’s many minions has been launched to get HBO to cancel “Real Time With Bill Maher.”
“I’m the prince of darkness, but I’m not a monster!” Jason Sudeikis reprised his devil role on SNL to discuss what he thought was a football scandal.
Since dinosaurs are obviously the work of the devil, when a friend gives this woman’s child a bag of toy dinosaurs, it means only one thing: The kid’s going to grow up to be a godless evolution-believer. Damn all this science!! View Image ›
Legendary Pictures released an image of Bradley Cooper’s eyes in his upcoming role as Lucifer. Alex Proyas (The Crow, Dark City) is directing the Hangover star in a big-screen adaptation of John Milton’s Paradise Lost. (via.) View Image ›
Every time you use a USB device, you’re doing the Devil’s work. Supposedly the leader of a Brazilian evangelical Christian cult, Peace Beloved of the Lord, is telling his followers that USB is off limits because of the Satanic nature of the USB logo. Here’s a bad Google translation from the original: “The symbol of what (name even he likes to say) is a trident, which is used to torture souls go to hell. Use only a symbol of those shows that all users of this technology pífia are actually worshipers of Satan” I’m so screwed.
As the deli capital of the world, perhaps this would explain New Yorker’s reputation for bad dispositions - it’s all in the potato salad! View Image ›
Satan also wants me to water his FarmVille plants for him. So annoying. View Image ›
This morning, part time blogger and full-time crazy person Tila Tequila launched a Twitter tirade accusing Lady Gaga and the whole pop music industry of being part of the Monarchy of Satan. We’ve gathered the best quotes from the rant.
Indisputable etymological evidence that Barack Obama is the antichrist predicted in the Bible. The amount of retrofitting work that goes into a piece like this is really something special. This is like five-star quality sophistry. I love it. There’s more on this growing antichrist conspiracy theory at Salon.com. Watch Video ›
Designing Women’s own Julia Sugarbaker had a workout video (who didn’t?), in which she demonstrates “The Lion,” an absolutely terrifying “exercise” that we’re pretty sure channels the Antichrist. How did Everything Is Terrible miss this? (Via That’s Important!) Watch Video ›