Sketchy Santas on sketchysantas.com ›

Just in time for the holidays, when white-bearded men come out from the woodwork to represent Jolly Saint Nick in malls across America, comes Sketch Santas: an ode to the awkward tradition of putting young children on the laps of strangers.

Lindsey W. 3 years ago 1 response

Santalope [NSFW]

Finally, a mascot both furries and grandmas can agree on. Merry XXXmas…from the beach! View Image ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago respond

Nancy Reagan on Mr. T’s Lap

It may have come eleven months too soon, but here’s your holiday greeting card for Christmas ‘09. Incidentally, Nancy made sure to leave out a glass of milk and a plate of fresh baked ‘roids for Santa that year. View Image ›

Eliot Glazer 4 years ago 2 responses

Obama vs. Santa

Santa and Obama are engaged in an epic struggle for our hearts and minds. This graph shows the number of Twitter posts per day about each of these revered miracle-workers. Obama has hope, change, and a great fitness regimen on his side, but on the other hand, Santa operates in a different space-time continuum than the rest of us, which you have to figure gives him some advantage. View Image ›

Sarah Morgan 4 years ago 2 responses

The Twilight Before Christmas

Your two favorite things together at last - tedious movies about broody, adolescent vampires … and Santa. Hooray! Watch Video ›

Jack Shepherd 4 years ago respond

“Santa with Butt Plug”

Artist Paul McCarthy’s spectacular public sculpture entitled “Santa with Butt Plug”. Now on display at the Middelheim Sculpture Museum in Antwerp, Belgium. You don’t have to travel all the way to Belgium to get a little piece of this sex toy-holding Santa, he’ll be available as a MILK CHOCOLATE MOLD, I’m not kidding, at McCartney’s Peter Paul Chocolates. At $100 a piece, make sure you get this gift for someone special. View Image ›

Lindsey W. 4 years ago 1 response