It may have come eleven months too soon, but here's your holiday greeting card for Christmas '09. Incidentally, Nancy made sure to leave out a glass of milk and a plate of fresh baked 'roids for Santa that year.

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Santa and Obama are engaged in an epic struggle for our hearts and minds. This graph shows the number of Twitter posts per day about each of these revered miracle-workers . Obama has hope, change, and a great fitness regimen on his side, but on the other hand, Santa operates in a different space-time continuum than the rest of us, which you have to figure gives him some advantage.

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Your two favorite things together at last - tedious movies about broody, adolescent vampires … and Santa. Hooray!

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Artist Paul McCarthy's spectacular public sculpture entitled “Santa with Butt Plug”. Now on display at the Middelheim Sculpture Museum in Antwerp, Belgium. You don't have to travel all the way to Belgium to get a little piece of this sex toy-holding Santa, he'll be available as a MILK CHOCOLATE MOLD, I'm not kidding, at McCartney's Peter Paul Chocolates. At $100 a piece, make sure you get this gift for someone special.

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