Movie Buzz The creators of “How To Train Your Dragon” show us why you should never piss off Santa and the Tooth Fairy.
This isn't some simple scratch, but a full head-on collision into a crosswalk light. Manhattan is clearly free from snow and ice, so we're wondering what his excuse is. (via carbuzz.com)
Culture Buzz If you really want to break the news to your kids that Santa doesn't exist, then at least do it with science!
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/111329
Santa has a problem. And we’re all horrible enablers, forcing him to consume millions of cookies and gallons of milk in one night.
Culture Buzz #OccupyNorthPole. Don't worry kids, we'll bail him out before tomorrow night.
Culture Buzz Comparing at letter written to Old St. Nick in 1911 to one from this year reveals…well, that things have changed. For instance, toffee was really a really hot Christmas item 100 years ago.
http://thehairpin.com/2011/12/ask-santa
Santa might get inundated with Wish Lists every year, but he also gets some very pertinent (and difficult to answer) questions. Luckily in today’s world, he can take to the Internet like a mythical Ann Landers to talk to kids of all ages.
Culture Buzz Santa's job only requires him to work for one day out of the entire year, but that doesn't mean he's not a busy man the rest of the time. He's got a pretty rigorous schedule the rest of 364 days.
Culture Buzz Unicef Sweden launched a new commercial. It's a little harsh, but that's the point.
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/169044/unbelievable-brat-...
That’s a nice sleigh. It’d be a shame if something happened to it. Let’s say you give me a Blackberry and nothing happens to the sleigh or its reindeer.
Culture Buzz Someone did the math, and Santa Claus is going to need some festive methamphetamines (“mirthamphetamines”) to keep up with this schedule. Methodology and caveats at The Atlantic.
Santa is super hot on the BuzzFeed Network right now. Here's all the best viral buzz on Santa.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/12/berlin-christmas...
When a strange man dressed as Santa surreptitiously offers you a shot of liquor, who are you to say no? Seriously, teen girls are most gullible animals in the world.
Babies are really the best Christmas accessory. Merry Christmas, Santa babies!
Culture Buzz The best awkward Santa photo of 2011. That baby, and by extension Santa, will need some new pants.
http://visual.ly/ultimate-santa-venn-diagram
Santa Claus is in some very prestigious company.
Culture Buzz St. Nick aimed to pull off an impressive entrance to the Palm Beach Gardens shopping mall in Florida, which was supposed to see him sliding down a rope to the ground to meet the eager children. That didn't happen. (via wtsp.com)
Culture Buzz Spotted in a department store window in Lawrence, Kansas. Macy's can't hold a votive to Weaver's.
http://www.neatorama.com/2011/11/29/santa-claus-and-his-m...
Tis the season for firearms. Have your family photo taken with Santa and a variety of firearms!
I thought it would be fun to look at what would really happen if daddy walked in on mommy kissing Santa Claus …
Culture Buzz A Tumblr compiling photos of hilariously depressing street flotsam. With a dash of jetsam. Much more over at Sad Stuff on the Street.
Most of us remain in stage two for most of our lives. Comic sans would have been a better font choice for this tee.
A 911 call in which a 4-year-old Florida boy wants Santa to punish his father with basement boulders. The police did a follow up and there was nothing amiss at the boy's home, aside from the really weird stories his parents were telling him about Santa's geology-based superpowers.
Culture Buzz Did you pass out early on Christmas Eve? Feel bad about not getting to see Santa putting your presents under the tree? Well, that’s not all he did. This explains why he is always so jolly. (Via)
An e-card holiday greeting from the makers of The Human Centipede. (From, via.)
Here is definitive proof why Santa needs to go down the chimney. These other routes can be dangerous.
Culture Buzz The perfect game to cure that post Christmas dinner boredom. Kick Santa with the right power and angle to help him to go through the chimney.