It’s time to go against the grain.
The only way to stop the drooling is to go and eat them as soon as possible.
♫ ‘Cause you know I’d walk a thousand miles if I could eat this sandwich, tonight. ♫
Surround yourself with sandwiches. You won’t regret it.
Is McDonald’s really that bad for you?
The morning doesn’t have to suck.
Let’s be real, leftovers are the real star of November.
Sandwiches, the international language. This is the glutenous maximus workout.
Trade in your boring sandwich for something hotter.
Five… Five dollar… Five dollar so wrong! Gimme, gimme.
Chippendales have nothing on chips in sandwiches.
Overthinking sandwiches so you don’t have to.
Bow down to your new cheese God.
Warning: may cause scurvy.
Hot man vs. hot sandwich: The ultimate Would You Rather.
It’s time to find out the truth.
It’s not as hard as you think.
True story: These are sandwiches to make for your kids and enjoy eating yourself.
This is the result of a 31-year personal study I have conducted.
Definitely devastating, and not petty at all.
It’s common knowledge that breakfast is the greatest meal, thus sandwiches are the greatest form of breakfast anyone could have imagined.
Get in the kitchen and make me a you.
You have great buns. Lettuce marry.
It’s ALWAYS peanut butter jelly time.
The most wonderful time of the year.
Deep down, you know the truth: Any lunch you make yourself will taste 17 times better than the slimy chopped salad you’d end up buying. Also, save your money for booze.
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to accessorize for soup season.
“Women read all these magazines to get advice on how to keep a man, and it’s so easy. Just do something nice for us. Like make a sandwich.”