Five… Five dollar… Five dollar so wrong! Gimme, gimme.
Chippendales have nothing on chips in sandwiches.
Overthinking sandwiches so you don’t have to.
Bow down to your new cheese God.
Warning: may cause scurvy.
Hot man vs. hot sandwich: The ultimate Would You Rather.
It’s time to find out the truth.
It’s not as hard as you think.
True story: These are sandwiches to make for your kids and enjoy eating yourself.
This is the result of a 31-year personal study I have conducted.
Definitely devastating, and not petty at all.
It’s common knowledge that breakfast is the greatest meal, thus sandwiches are the greatest form of breakfast anyone could have imagined.
Get in the kitchen and make me a you.
You have great buns. Lettuce marry.
It’s ALWAYS peanut butter jelly time.
The most wonderful time of the year.
Deep down, you know the truth: Any lunch you make yourself will taste 17 times better than the slimy chopped salad you’d end up buying. Also, save your money for booze.
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to accessorize for soup season.
“Women read all these magazines to get advice on how to keep a man, and it’s so easy. Just do something nice for us. Like make a sandwich.”
Sandwiches: The most beautiful of all foods. And these vegan ones are pretty darn sharp too.
It is high time this nation recognized Binghamton, New York’s beloved culinary mascot as the God-Level Foodstuff that it truly is.
Bread + things in bread = the universal language.
If you haven’t had one, you couldn’t possibly understand.
A footlong with CRUMBLED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES?!?
Next time a sandwich fascist tells you something isn’t a sandwich, you can just tell them to shut up.
Phone Replaced With Sandwiches is a hot new blog dedicated to replacing smartphones in stock photos with sandwiches.
National PB&J Day only comes along once a year. Do it right.
This is the most accurate thing I have ever seen.