Movie Buzz Arguably the best part of going to the movies is the pre-screening content, no? That wacky trivia, those localized commercials and yes: THE SCREEN SCRAMBLERS. (Or should we call them: HET CSRNEE SRCBAMERSL.) (via twitter.com)
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http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/03/20/sandra-bullock-lo...
Stalking children at the playground would normally get a person arrested.
http://www.okmagazine.com/2011/03/lunchtime-lowdown-sandr...
And other celebrity sightings.
Sandra Bullock is super hot on the BuzzFeed Network right now. Here's all the best viral buzz on Sandra Bullock.
http://www.ivillage.com/source-sandra-bullock-knew-jesse-...
So it wasn't a bombshell. Har.
http://www.popeater.com/2011/01/20/sandra-bullock-jesse-j...
Oh, she was in “The Blindside.” What you have done there, I see.
Celebrity Buzz Bombshell McGee's hobbies include Nazi paraphernalia and home-wrecking. Here she is licking a victim of the latter (in photo form). Taken while she was getting Lasik, explaining the lunch lady hat and iodine eyes.
http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/jesse-jam...
Jesse James and new love Kat von D were photographed hand-in-hand Sunday in Fredericksburg, Tex. Meanwhile, Sandra was doing charity work in New Orleans. Hope he gets some free swastika tattoos out of this relationship.
http://www.zeitgeistyreport.com/breaking-news/2010/05/20/...
Now, call me cynical, call me a conspiracy theorist, call me a bastard, but…I believe this is part of a whole well orchestrated campaign conducted by both James and Bullock. First came the adopted baby thing, next comes James contrite on Nightline, with the obligatory teary confession, and repentance. Next comes reconcilliation between America’s sweetheart and the nazi lovin’ whore mongerer. Mark my words, these two are getting back together.
OK, the secret black baby thing was a brilliant move, but what other diversion tactics could Sandra Bullock have come up with to get people to stop talking about her breakup? Here's mine. Use this transparency to add your own.
Sandra Bullock appears on the cover of this week's People announcing her divorce and her adopted newborn son, Louis. She adopted Louis from New Orleans in January, but has been keeping him a secret until now. She still hasn't revealed the secret of his necklace, though — what is that, candy?
I keep posting these, and you guys keep ignoring them, but whatever! They crack me up. Especially when there are Sandra Bullock puns!
Celebrity Buzz Why Sandra is a goddess and that other woman is just awful. Let's examine case on its merits.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/bullock_skank_foe_9...
Jesse James picked a winner. You can always tell the good ones: They have the word “sinner” tattooed on their foreheads.
Celebrity Buzz Sandra Bullock definitely knew her husband was cheating on her at the Oscars. Here's our exclusive, incontrovertible proof!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/17/michelle-bombshe...
Oh Christ, two Oscar curses in a week. A random uber-tattooed woman is claiming she had an affair with Sandra Bullock's husband, motorcycle dude Jesse James, while Sandy was away filming The Blind Side. Texts or it didn't happen.
The only person more excited than Sandra Bullock about her unexpected Oscar win is this guy. He can finally wear his “I Love Sandra Bullock” shirt with pride. Well, with slightly less shame, at least.
http://www.popeater.com/2010/02/02/sandra-bullock-best-ac...
Sandra Bullock could become the first star to ever win Best and Worst Actress in the same year. Ugh, not fair. All About Steve was SO GOOD!
Can anyone tell me why Sandra Bullock's giving herself a hairstache on the cover of this weeks' Entertainment Weekly?
Celebrity Buzz Sandra Bullock is wrestling with her husband's porn star ex-wife, Janine Lindemulder, over custody of their 5-year-old daughter. Bitch sounds crazy! (The porn star, not Sandra Bullock.)
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