It’s Time For Hollywood To Make A Same-Sex Romantic Comedy

Because who wouldn’t want to watch a shirtless Matt Bomer try to woo Jason Segel? Or a hard-charging Sandra Bullock accidentally fall in love with Sarah Paulson?

Adam B. Vary 3 months ago 78 responses

Sandra Bullock Is Iron Woman

With Amber Heard as Lady Thor. After the runaway success of Alison Brie as Captain America, Fan Art Exhibit is on their way to gender-bending the whole team.

Donna Dickens 4 months ago 76 responses

Celebrities On Russian Billboards (UPDATED)

Illegally. Angelina Jolie selling a local sauna; Ben Affleck pushing a dry cleaner. Plus six more. Update: Zach Braff responds to his ad.

copyranter 8 months ago 78 responses

@ScreenScrambler Replicates The Best Part Of The Moviegoing Experience

Arguably the best part of going to the movies is the pre-screening content, no? That wacky trivia, those localized commercials and yes: THE SCREEN SCRAMBLERS. (Or should we call them: HET CSRNEE SRCBAMERSL.) (via twitter.com) Read More ›

Lindsey W. a year ago respond

Sandra Bullock & Louis: Playground Pair on justjared.buzznet.com ›

Stalking children at the playground would normally get a person arrested.

Just Jared 2 years ago respond

Sandra Bullock Plays With Baby Louis in NYC on okmagazine.com ›

And other celebrity sightings.

OK! Magazine 2 years ago respond

Sandra Bullock Knew of Jesse James’ Engagement on ivillage.com ›

So it wasn’t a bombshell. Har.

ivillage 2 years ago respond

Sandra Bullock Not Blindsided by Jesse James’ Engagement on popeater.com ›

Oh, she was in “The Blindside.” What you have done there, I see.

PopEater 2 years ago respond

Sandra Bullock, Scarlett Johansson Wear Lookalike Dresses on usmagazine.com ›

Now they must duel!

Us Weekly 2 years ago respond

Bombshell McGee Licks Sandra Bullock

Bombshell McGee’s hobbies include Nazi paraphernalia and home-wrecking. Here she is licking a victim of the latter (in photo form). Taken while she was getting Lasik, explaining the lunch lady hat and iodine eyes. View List ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 113 responses

Sandra Bullock’s Bangs on popeater.com ›

Do not want.

PopEater 2 years ago 5 responses

Hot New Couple: Jesse James and Kat Von D on usmagazine.com ›

Jesse James and new love Kat von D were photographed hand-in-hand Sunday in Fredericksburg, Tex. Meanwhile, Sandra was doing charity work in New Orleans. Hope he gets some free swastika tattoos out of this relationship.

Us Weekly 2 years ago 10 responses

Jesse James to Be Interviewed On Nightline Next Week to Talk About His Affairs on zeitgeistyreport.com ›

Now, call me cynical, call me a conspiracy theorist, call me a bastard, but…I believe this is part of a whole well orchestrated campaign conducted by both James and Bullock. First came the adopted baby thing, next comes James contrite on Nightline, with the obligatory teary confession, and repentance. Next comes reconcilliation between America’s sweetheart and the nazi lovin’ whore mongerer. Mark my words, these two are getting back together.

zeitgeistyreport 3 years ago 3 responses

Sandra Bullock Diversion Tactics

OK, the secret black baby thing was a brilliant move, but what other diversion tactics could Sandra Bullock have come up with to get people to stop talking about her breakup? Here’s mine. Use this transparency to add your own. View Image ›

Jack Shepherd 3 years ago 8 responses

Sandra Bullock’s Baby: Louis Bardo Bullock

Sandra Bullock appears on the cover of this week’s People announcing her divorce and her adopted newborn son, Louis. She adopted Louis from New Orleans in January, but has been keeping him a secret until now. She still hasn’t revealed the secret of his necklace, though — what is that, candy? View Image ›

Scott Lamb 3 years ago 51 responses

Gabe & Max Explain The Sandra Bullock Saga

I keep posting these, and you guys keep ignoring them, but whatever! They crack me up. Especially when there are Sandra Bullock puns! Watch Video ›

Amanda Dobbins 3 years ago 5 responses

Sandra Bullock Vs. Michelle McGee

Why Sandra is a goddess and that other woman is just awful. Let’s examine case on its merits. View List ›

J. 3 years ago 62 responses

Sandra Bullock’s Skank Foe A Nasty Nazi on nypost.com ›

Jesse James picked a winner. You can always tell the good ones: They have the word “sinner” tattooed on their foreheads.

New York Post 3 years ago 42 responses

Proof Sandra Bullock Knew

Sandra Bullock definitely knew her husband was cheating on her at the Oscars. Here’s our exclusive, incontrovertible proof! View List ›

Scott Lamb 3 years ago 84 responses

Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee on huffingtonpost.com ›

Oh Christ, two Oscar curses in a week. A random uber-tattooed woman is claiming she had an affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband, motorcycle dude Jesse James, while Sandy was away filming The Blind Side. Texts or it didn’t happen.

The Huffington Post 3 years ago 14 responses

Sanda Bullock’s Biggest Fan

The only person more excited than Sandra Bullock about her unexpected Oscar win is this guy. He can finally wear his “I Love Sandra Bullock” shirt with pride. Well, with slightly less shame, at least. Watch Video ›

Tanner Ringerud 3 years ago 40 responses

Sandra Bullock Confuses Man For An Oscar

Man’s response: I loved you in Demolition Man! View Image ›

nickrrrad 3 years ago 58 responses

Will Sandra Bullock Win an Oscar and a Razzie? on popeater.com ›

Sandra Bullock could become the first star to ever win Best and Worst Actress in the same year. Ugh, not fair. All About Steve was SO GOOD!

PopEater 3 years ago 6 responses

Sandra Bullock’s Hairstache

Can anyone tell me why Sandra Bullock’s giving herself a hairstache on the cover of this weeks’ Entertainment Weekly? View Image ›

Matt Stopera 3 years ago 2 responses

Sandra Bullock vs Porn Star

Sandra Bullock is wrestling with her husband’s porn star ex-wife, Janine Lindemulder, over custody of their 5-year-old daughter. Bitch sounds crazy! (The porn star, not Sandra Bullock.) Read More ›

Peggy Wang 3 years ago 6 responses

Worst Movie Of The Year

“A romantic comedy so lunkheaded and ill-conceived that it makes your average, idiotic Kate Hudson-Matthew McConaughey outing look like the reincarnation of Hepburn and Grant.” — Salon.com View Image ›

Matt Stopera 3 years ago 31 responses

Betty White Vs. Ryan Reynolds

Betty White (and Sandra Bullock) dress down Ryan Reynolds in this “behind-the-scenes” video that, by the looks of the trailer, is a lot funnier than their upcoming flick, The Proposal. And, for the record, we’d also like to dress down Ryan Reynolds, but less so in shattering his ego and more so in removing his underpants. Read More ›

Eliot Glazer 4 years ago 24 responses