What would celebrities look like with no teeth? Your worst nightmare.
In Big Game, an action film that recently premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival, Jackson’s U.S. president cannot throw a punch. But that is not an (intentional) dig at Obama.
The Avengers and Game of Thrones impressed, but fans of Fantastic Four and American Horror Story: Coven were left in the dust.
If you can’t get Hugh Jackman to attend your wedding, get him to appear on your video instead.
So that would be a boycott of all the films ever made, then.
And some other okay suggestions for Steve from the rest of the cast I guess.
Chris Evans, Samuel L. Jackson, and Anthony Mackie reveal how The Winter Soldier will affect Avengers: Age of Ultron, Captain America’s next stand-alone movie, and Nick Fury’s future.
“We don’t all look alike!” Jackson told the KTLA anchor.
“Freak you! Freak you Sam Rothstein! Freak you!”
And Arcade Fire singing Little Drummer Boy.
Keep your family away from SLJ.
Would a respected action star ever play a dude named Dink Heimowitz? You may be surprised.
Does he look like a bitch?
He’s leaving acting and taking on the life of a crime-fighting vigilante. He’s *probably* joking, but you just don’t know with him.
You’re house-sitting for a friend and you have dozens of photos of Samuel L. Jackson. WHAT DO YOU DO?!
Better than the original, y/y?
Of course he swears in it, what did you think was going to happen?
He failed in getting the guy to say it, but succeeded in making him very uncomfortable.
She and Samuel L. Jackson have a “sad off” in this Funny Or Die sketch. And she’s wearing a Les Miserables sweater! (Which I’d very much like to own.)
Or this is one of the most perfectly timed pictures ever.
“GOP spared by Isaac! NOLA prolly F***ed Again!”
This is one of the best promos for an award show that exists in life.
Who knew he was such a big fan of Alpacas?
Jamie Foxx as a slave turned bounty hunter with Christoph Waltz as his mentor in Quentin Tarantino’s new incredibly cool looking film Django Unchained.
Samuel L. Jackson lines have been put to Darth Vader scenes in Star Wars and my god is it EPIC.
The Avengers movie comes out Friday at midnight, and let’s face it, the movie would be way better with adorable animals saving the world.
And if you were worried that he was going to do it without lengthily quoting some familiar bible passages, fear not. He’s got you covered.