Your second-favorite Ronson uploaded this picture of her “Hollywood” birthday cake to Twitter. Is that supposed to be a turntable? That seems a little tricky logistically.

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My favorite part of this portrait is Sam's grimace. Her face really is going to freeze like that some day.

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CELEBRITY BUZZ: Another one for the Jews! Supposedly, the queen of the tabloids, Lindsay Lohan, is converting to Judaism for her girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson. An obvious joke, but the girl is from Long Island and if you are familiar with her mother you'll understand that it should be an easy transition. (Also, I'm Jewish, so don't give me grief!)

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The Best Links:

1. Could LezLo Be Meshuggina? Converting For saMAN!
2. Is Lindsay Lohan Joining The Tribe?
3. Lindsay’s Converting. Oy Vey - E! Online
4. ohnotheydidnt: Lindsay Lohan converting to Judaism.
5. Lindsay Lohan Converting To Judaism | Jewssip

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Samantha Ronson, ladyfriend of Lindsay Lohan, has entered round two of a pissing match against PETA and its beneficiaries. Ronson first awoke the ire of animal activists with a MySpace post about California's Prop 2 and 8. After a torrent of hatemail, Sam kind of backpedaled, but then PETA attacked Lindsay Lohan with a bag of flour. Now it is on.

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The Best Links:

1. When was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human?
2. Lindsay Lohan Attacked - Featured on BuzzFeed
3. “I guess people care more about farm animals than they do their fellow man”
4. “I’m not running around killing chickens”
5. PETA’s letter to Ronson
6. Samantha Ronson to Animal Lovers: “Chill Out”
7. California’s Proposition 2

CELEBRITY BUZZ: LiLo and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson are rumored to be getting hitched in Paris this weekend. Expect Michael Lohan to protest outside , waiting patiently for the caterers to sneak him a couple of mini quiches.

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1. Lesbian Lovers Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Will Get Engaged This Week, Says The Sun (And By “Engaged,” They Mean Married)
2. Daddy Lohan’s Not a Huge Fan
3. “I Just Don’t Buy the Whole Shebang.”

So we all pretty much know they’re dating, but a new picture confirms it. This is only the second time a picture of the two kissing has been captured. Sneaky sneaky.

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1. Lindsay & Samantha Get Cozy On Diddy’s Yacht in Cannes

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Harpers Bazaar styled Mark, Samantha and Charlotte Ronson as the siblings from Wes Anderson’s The Royal Tenenbaums . Mark as Chas, Sam as Margot and Charlotte as Ritchie! Adorable. So does this make Lindsey Lohan Eli Cash?

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The Best Links:

1. Mark, Charlotte, and Samantha Ronson, Ann Dexter-Jones, The Royal Tenenbaums
2. The Ronson R Cooler Than You
3. “Did You Just Call Me Coltrane?”
4. The Royal Tennen-ronsons
5. The Ronsons as The Royal Tenenbaums in Bazaar Magazine
6. Bazaar Turns the Ronsons into the Royal Tenenbaums