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Culture Buzz Only godless heathens have intercourse for reasons other than procreation. But rather than raise unloved babies the way the Lord intended, sinners have been experimenting with strange pregnancy and disease prevention devices throughout recorded history.
This cartoon cat has had too much Friskies, me thinks. This is how the French teach safe sex to the masses. It's very informative! I never knew you could do that to a whale's blowhole.
Culture Buzz A safe sex ad campaign from MTV in the form of comic strips that detail improbable intercourse scenarios, with the tagline “Sex is no accident.” If Rube Goldberg did cartoons for Penthouse.
Bristol Palin and “The Situation” just made some weird, misguided, deeply awkward PSA about safe sex. I can't wait til Bristol's child is old enough to hear himself referred to as a “consequence” and a “situation.” Mother of the year!
I like the thought behind this birth control patch, but since I've already thought of at least 6 different ways you could work around it, I'm not sure how effective it will be. Use a condom anyway. Just in case.
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The only person who's actually advancing the battle against teen pregnancy is Levi Johnston.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14870871
Somehow, she didn't realize her mistake until 6 months of persistent coughing, sputum and fever. Safe sex is good, but condoms are for external use only.
It just doesn't feel as good. But, like, it's much safer and can prevent diseases. Actually, may be best not to stretch this metaphor too far.
Culture Buzz A collar that goes around the man’s waist while wearing a condom that ensures there’s no slippage. Looking down and seeing your guy wearing a belt might not be the sexiest thing in the world. Maybe if it was a toolbelt?
Business Buzz A license that guarantees you’re disease-free and ready to bump uglies. Does honesty mean nothing anymore? (No, it doesn’t. Get tested, y’all!)
Culture Buzz Is condomless sex the new engagement ring? Nothing says “I Do” like doing it, condomless.
Science Buzz The Brazilian government is producing condoms made from latex harvested from the tropical forest. The Condom King of Thailand has competition! Brazil, who claims to be the condom capital of the world, is producing new eco-friendly condoms that will preserve the rainforest while boosting the local rainforest economy with condom factory jobs.
Style Buzz Planned Parenthood has launched a line of condoms with decorative packaging designed with sexually active, stylish women in mind. These condoms are marketed as a “must have” accessory operating under the offensive assumption that the thing stopping women from having safe sex was packaging that doesn’t coordinate with their Manolos.
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