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<title>Jerry Seinfeld, Microsoft Pitchman</title>
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		<strong>BUSINESS BUZZ</strong>:  
		<strong>Microsoft&#8217;s next ad campaign will feature Seinfeldian shtick.</strong>
		It&#8217;s the plight of the funnyman: Once the funny stops, there&#8217;s only advertising. Life seems more like Mad Men every day.
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	<p>The Best Links:</p>				
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				<li><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,407702,00.html">Seinfeld&#8217;s Getting $10 Million for the Gig</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://eplay.typepad.com/eplay_online_sports_fanta/2008/08/microsoft-has-h.html">Take That, John Hodgman!</a></li>
		
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:36:28 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Please Stop Breaking Into My Car</title>
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		<strong>A simple plea to car thieves.</strong>
		I wrote a message like this once to the person (or people) in my building who kept stealing my paper. It didn&#8217;t work; I just finally canceled my subscription. Also, in case you&#8217;re wondering: ocarina .
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<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:19:07 -0400</pubDate>
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