Business Buzz Microsoft’s next ad campaign will feature Seinfeldian shtick. It’s the plight of the funnyman: Once the funny stops, there’s only advertising. Life seems more like Mad Men every day.
A simple plea to car thieves. I wrote a message like this once to the person (or people) in my building who kept stealing my paper. It didn’t work; I just finally canceled my subscription. Also, in case you’re wondering: ocarina.