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  • The Saddest Video You Will Ever See

    Sorry to ruin your day, but someone shot a sea lion in the face in Sacramento, leaving the poor thing writhing in pain as he keeps his head in the air, struggling to breathe. Congratulations, Stranger Who Shot Sea Lion In The Face. You are officially a monster. [UPDATE: If you’d rather not watch a sad video, you totally don’t have to. -Eliot] View Media ›

    Eliot Glazer 4 years ago 48 responses

  • Mickey Rourke’s Dog Dies

    Oscar contender and dog enthusiast Mickey Rourke lost his beloved 18-year-old Chihuahua mix, Loki, who died in his arms on Monday. “Sometimes, when a man is alone, all you got is your dog,” said Mickey Rourke after winning a Golden Globe. If the Best Actor nominee snags the Oscar come Sunday (as is widely predicted), expect a sobfest. Read More ›

    Eliot Glazer 5 years ago 8 responses

  • Black Friday Casualties

    Stampedes of crazed shoppers have already claimed several casualties this Black Friday. So far today a Walmart worker in Long Island was killed and a woman suffered a miscarriage. As if we needed more reasons to avoid shopping. Read More ›

    Leti 5 years ago respond

  • Whale Euthansia

    A baby whale that had been abandoned by its mother off the coast of Australia was euthanized after veterinarians determined it would not survive on its own. The poor little thing bonded with a yacht thinking it was his mother and tried to suckle from it. The whale was only two or three weeks old, hadn’t eaten for a week and had been bitten by sharks. The move to euthanize him has caused considerable controversy and animal lovers everywhere are mourning the loss of the whale nicknamed “Colin”. Read More ›

    Leti 5 years ago respond

  • Bunny Beheadings

    Over 40 rabbits have been have been mysteriously murdered since last summer in the Ruhr district of Germany . The animals which were brutally beheaded and drained of blood were mostly being kept out of sight suggesting that the killers maybe using Google Earth to track them down. Whether internet savvy Satanists are the culprits or just sadistic teenagers Germans are being warned to keep their pets locked away. Read More ›

    Leti 6 years ago 2 responses

  • Tim Russert Dies

    The 58-year-old Meet The Press anchor (and author) died of a heart attack. Weirdly enough, the NBC personality - known for never abandoning his Buffalo-bred blue-collar roots - recently published his memoirs. Sadly, it now seems eerily timely. Read More ›

    Eliot Glazer 6 years ago respond

  • Paul Newman Dying

    The legendary 83-year-old actor is reportedly “very ill” with terminal lung cancer. Impossibly perfect, Newman is both an accomplished actor and active philanthropist whose [awesome] salad dressings have raised over $100M for charity. Read More ›

    Eliot Glazer 6 years ago respond

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