Lady bears are losing their hair and developing rashes at a German zoo, and it's sad. On the bright side, they kind of look like four-legged, big-eared Gene Simmonses. So that could be a good thing?
Celebrity Buzz To even the aging score, let us today explore the saddest of male aging phenomenons: the face puff. (This post was pretty tough for me personally—I had to spend a good 30 minutes watching Romeo + Juliet clips just to get through it.)
Choices, friend. Next time, remember to ask yourself: What would John Deere do? The video is well worth watching.
Gawker has a great gallery of the mopey faces of Chicagoans after they found out they were not getting the 2016 Olympics. It's like all of Chicago just found out their dog died.
Holy moly! Some heartless monster in Indiana shot a 13-inch arrow through this cat's head. Somehow, miraculously, Brownie is recovering with high spirits. For our hearts, though, the process will be significantly longer.
Finally, video for the Pootrap, a bag attached to your dog's b-hole that can be snapped off after he poops, guaranteeing a no-mess solution for the laziest pet owners intent on of stripping Fido of all his dignity. Make sure to check out the site's gallery, in which they blur out the poop - as if that's where the shame comes in.
This chart breaks down the percentage of women who believe it is OK for their husbands to hit them, by country. Jordan, Somalia, and Ethiopia top it off with around 80% of women saying it's OK, while women in Serbia, Georgia, and Belize say no way.
Whatever happened to to the innocent days, when eight-year-olds examined each other's bodies without the implications of government-sanctioned propaganda? Also, let's never put a surgical mask on a child. It just makes the world sadder.
Culture Buzz Whatever happened to to the innocent days, when eight-year-olds examined each other's bodies without the implications of government-sanctioned conspiracies? Also, let's never put a surgical mask on a child. It just makes the world sadder.
This economie is no fun for poor ol' Timothy Geithner. It just won't fly!
This morning's mashup comes to you via Bits & Pieces. It poses the question: “What would have happened if Doc had miscalculated when traveling back to the future in the last movie?” The answer is kind of devastating.
Saddest Post Secret in a long time. I mean, maybe if it was for the Box of Abu-Kar or something. No, no. It's just wrong.
Here's a photogallery of ungrateful children who hate Santa. Even if they get over the trauma of being scared by Santa, they'll still have to deal with the harsh reality of not getting any Christmas presents ever again.
Celebrity Buzz First came the heart-wrenching death of Sophie, and now Oprah's fourteen-year-old chocolate cocker spaniel Solomon has ascended to the heavens. Oprah has been sh*t out of luck with her pups lately, proving it is possible to feel bad for people who take money baths.
Celebrity Buzz The mother of actress and singer Jennifer Hudson was shot and killed in Chicago. Her brother, Jason, was also found dead. Hudson’s 7-year-old nephew is also missing, and she’s offering a $100,000 reward for his safe return. Update: Police have found a body that may be her nephew, Julian King.
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A photoblog devoted to the unhappy faces of the global economic crisis. See also: sad finance faces.
Culture Buzz “If American foreign policy had a gift shop, what would it sell?” From photographer Phillip Toledano, a series of images that might appear in our collective gift shop, from the Dick Cheney Shredding Documents Snow Globe to the Abu Ghraib Coffee Table.
Politics Buzz An inspiring love story ends in divorce. She nursed her injured Marine to health and married him despite the fact that his face was completely disfigured by the blast from a suicide bomber. Now they are getting divorced. Having a national holiday created to honor your love is probably too much pressure for any marriage to bear.