Culture Buzz The Cat5 O' Nine Tales is a medieval flogger made entirely of Cat5 network cable, hand-crafted by Etsy seller feralswirl. Oh. That's what you meant by “hardcore geek.”
Culture Buzz A bunch of cute women doing cosplay at this year's WonderCon. Thank you, nerds. Thank you.
Celebrity Buzz Here are some newly released pictures from the Octomom fetish video. I have so much second-hand embarrassment right now.
Celebrity Buzz Weird news, you guys. Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom, is hawking some kind of fetish video sex tape where she whips a dude in a diaper. In fairness to Octomom, a video of her trying to raise her eight children responsibly and instill them with the moral character necessary to get by in a tough world probably wouldn't sell quite as well, but, I don't know, maybe it would give us all a modicum of hope for this irretrievably doomed universe? Anyway: Octomom sex tape, y'all. Coming soon. Hooray.
A “March of Time” newsreel visits the cutting-edge female slenderizing salon of 1945. It looks like a steampunk S&M dungeon.
“This was AMAZEBALLS!!!” ~roxie10xoxo [Ed. note: NOBODY expected a gay S&M porn parody of Charlie Bit Me. But honestly, we probably should have. Because this is the Internet. Thanks, Internet. I guess?]
Thank God they answered my questions about gimps under the floor; I've been keeping mine tied up in the shed.
The official video description speaks for itself: “The girls can't stop laughing as we style a ballgag. When the nipple clamp pops off they lose it.” Whatever you say! In other words, Happy Humpday!
My research tells me that this image has been around for quite a while, but clearly truly great art never dies. In case the title's not a giveaway, this may be NSFW if your office frowns on pornographic scenes depicted via lego.
Black Canary Barbie takes on a kinky S&M look, but she's still one of the holiday's hottest items. Mattel's new addition to the Barbie family is modeled after DC Comics' Black Canary character. Along with your pre-order, you receive a package including whip, hand-cuffs, and motel room.