GET IN THE POOL!!!
GET IN THE POOL!!!
It’s not a sport, it’s a lifestyle.
The numbers don’t lie. Oh, but please don’t do #2.
Ryan Lochte and Pinky would probably be on the same page if they asked each other “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Thanks a lot, E!
It involves “mad swag.”
Plus science’s verdict on the Cinnamon Challenge, an unexpected Game of Thrones revelation, and incredible footage of an avalanche.
You’ll never guess. It’s just not possible.
“My philosophy is if you’re a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning.”
Thank you, Ryan.
He answered questions from fans in today’s #asklochte special. Our favorite Olympian proved insightful, as always.
So. Many. Abs.
Assume he’ll be wearing a Speedo. Also, assume scary fangirling will be strictly prohibited.
Over the weekend, the Olympian competed for the first time since the London Games — meaning he was finally back in a (revealing) Speedo.
Grillz, goggles and everything else you need to dress up like a man who might not know the letter “y” exists. #JEAH
This move isn’t meant to be tried at home without the oversight of a trained professional. LOLZ like you were going to watch it for that reason anyway!
But he says he wants to show his clothing line at Fashion Week next year, anyway.
Now: he’s wearing stylish suits on the front lines of Fashion Week. Four years ago: he went to fashion shows in ill-fitting purple man blouses.
He’s filming a cameo for the show today and he’s also covering Fashion Week for E! . Guy is busy.
McKayla doesn’t want to do reality TV. She wants to be a serious actress.
Well! He can tell full stories, establish narrative, and even repeat the same lines over again in different conversations!
This is uncomfortable.
Could the royal keep up with the Olympian? Why is Ryan Lochte wearing pants in a pool? If they’re both drunk does the race even count?
Did Lochte wear the laughable swimwear while partying in Las Vegas this past weekend? Hell #JEAH he did!
On August 1 Olympic beefcake Ryan Lochte applied to trademark “jeah” — a word he may or may not have made up himself, but that appears in # form all over his Twitter feed and Lochte-branded merchandise. He’s apparently doing this so that he can merchandise more crap. Ahead, some ideas for him.
“Memorizing lines and trying to, like, say ‘em and still, like, do movement and all — that was hard.”