A man's upper lip swelled up after being stung by hornets. This guy keeps a really good attitude despite having the worst, meanest friends ever.
Two Russians have fallen and they can't get up. If you watch the entire video, it's actually a very touching tale of romantic friendship.
Apparently in Russia, their fairy tales consist of taking a Dream Turd to the ball. This isn't too far off from my freshman homecoming dance experience.
So Obama is winning the Cold War Dance Off. I think Russia might be winning the MTV battle, though. RESPECT.