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   From the website: "The Liberals are coming. The Liberals are coming. My good friend Paul Revere laid out the blueprint of how to deal with this. Sound the alarm! One if by land, Two If By Tea! Two If By Tea represents traditional American values of capitalism and the pursuit of excellence. Each bottle is designed to rise above the sameness and mediocrity that threatens our great nation. Just grab a 12-pack and join the fight to preserve the America we know and love. It's worth it!
   ... Fellow Americans, hold on to our exceptional values, stand up against those who want to suppress your individual rights and above all take pride in being an American! While you're at it, join me in drinking a bottle of my tea as we admire the great United States of America and the military and law enforcement officials who fight to defend our freedom every day. Thank God, yes God, for the blessings of life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness and of course, this wonderful drink - Two If By Tea!"  --Rush Limbaugh

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Source: twoifbytea.com

You did not misread that and it is not a typo.

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Real mature, Rush Limbaugh.

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   Marriage is between one man and four women over the course of your lifetime.

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   "Look, I have friend(s) who are black!"

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   "And then one time, when Rush was hopped up on Oxy..."

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   Terrorist fist bump alert.

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   Is that ceiling mural like a T.J. Eckleburg thing?

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   Elton John was paid $1 million to play at the wedding. So that's why.

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   "Please don't tell anyone I ever agreed to play at your wedding. The secret makes it special."

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   "Oh fuck there weren't supposed to be any photographs of me with this guy."

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    Right before Rush climbed on stage to sing "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" with Elton.

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    (running for the exit)

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    That is the look of a woman who just realized she is going to be married to Rush Limbaugh for the next 5 years (or however long these things usually last).

Rush Limbaugh promised that if health care reform passed, he would move to Costa Rica.

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Rush Limbaugh, dancing to Lady Gaga's “Poker Face,” while doing the “Jersey Shore” fist pump — yes, it's as “awesome” as it sounds.

1. 10. He Wasn't Totally Hateful On That Family Guy Episode

   True, if Rush were a radio commentator in the Star Wars universe, he would be excruciatingly, aggravatingly wrong about everything all the time, but at least the real Rush gets that. Or gets that people who watch Family Guy get that. Or something. (Watch the clip!)

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   Rush Limbaugh's Family Guy cameo.

3. 9. He Holds an Annual Leukemia Cure-A-Thon

   It's enough to make you wonder whether maybe Leukemia isn't such a bad thing after all. But I'm willing to let Rush slide on wanting there to be a cure for Leukemia and Lymphoma. That's a pretty nice thing to want. (Via.)

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5. 8. He Likes Scented Candles

   I read this article that says he has his "domestic staff" light scented candles for him to come home to every day after work. Try to ignore the "domestic staff" part of that story and focus instead on the image of Rush relaxing at home in a nice bubble bath with some soothing lavender scented candles. OK, now try and permanently scrub that image from your brain. Sorry. (Via.)

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7. 7. He Used To Be A Totally Different Kind of Goofball

   In the '70s, Rush was just a regular music DJ. He called himself Jeff Christie in those days, for some reason. In this clip, he attempts one of the more gentle prank calls I've heard in a while.

9. 6. He Is a Great Tipper

   Like, a really, really good tipper. If you are a waiter, you should try and get Rush Limbaugh to eat at your restaurant a few times. Then you can buy yourself a new home.

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    "Sullivan told a reporter that Limbaugh, a fellow Missourian, was the biggest tipper in town: “He likes to throw down the most massive tips I’ve ever seen. The last few times his tips have been $5,000.” -New York Times

11. 5. To One Liberal Columbia Student, He's Just Lovable Old "Cousin Rusty"

    "One Thanksgiving he stands in front of all us relatives in his Versailles-looking living room, and before my grandpa prays over our meal, Cousin Rusty apologizes. He says he's afraid he has made it tough to be a Limbaugh this past year, and his voice breaks like I have never heard it do before. Cousin Rusty is OK." -Julie Limbaugh, Salon

12. 4. He Wants People To Be Kind To Animals

    True story.

14. 3. He Thinks Bill O'Reilly Is A Douchebag

    "At dinner the night before, Bill O’Reilly’s name came up, and Limbaugh expressed his opinion of the Fox cable king. He hadn’t been sure at the time that he wanted it on the record. But on second thought, 'somebody’s got to say it,' he told me. 'The man is Ted Baxter.'" -New York Times

16. 2. He Loves His Cat, Punkin

    I'm sure if I spent 10 minutes with Punkin, I'd find her political views insufferable, but still. (Via.)

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    "I looked right into her eyes, 'I'm sorry Punky, but I can't feed you.' She doesn't know what I'm saying, she's a cat. ... When I don't feed her she just gets this perplexed look on the face, and I'm saying, 'Sweetie, I can't feed you. You have to go to the doctor tomorrow.'" -Rush Limbaugh

18. 1. He Is a Harmless, Lovable Little Fuzzball

    From your lips to God's ears, Rush.

This is a short clip for “Raw Nerve” hosted by Shatner on the BIO channel.

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   The health care logo on Whitehouse.gov

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   Obama's health care logo close up

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   Some Nazi logo

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   Another Nazi logo

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   Marine Corps logo

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   Department of Defense logo

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   Bacardi Rum logo

Riddle me this, you socialist bastards. Rush Limbaugh has a question for you.

Conservative radio host, Erich “Mancow” Muller, had himself waterboarded during his Friday morning broadcast.

Rush Limbaugh quotes put into the mouths of “regular people” to see if it makes sense for the GOP to suggest that he is the voice of “real America.”

Rush Limbaugh urges his conservative fans to vote for Hillary so that neither Democrat can win the primaries.

The Best Links:

1. Obama Ends Operation Chaos, Says Obama Will Lose Anyway
2. North Carolina and Indiana Exit Polls Show Limbaugh Effect
3. Official Operation Chaos Post On Limbaugh’s Site
4. Voter Fraud? Bill Clinton On Rush’s Show? Conspiracy With Clinton Campaign?
5. Rush On The Radio Bragging About How He Is Destroying The Democratic Party
6. Great San Francisco Chronicle Story On Operation Chaos