Haters gonna hate, basically.
TL;DR: It’s not a compliment if it has a qualifier.
Chivalry, thy name is “commuter”.
Stop stressing and just get out of there.
Here’s to a lifetime of honesty.
No one likes a pole leaner.
“Marry that girl… How ‘bout what I say?”
You’ve gotta make more than burgers and fries to date this dad’s daughter.
The only cell some people deserve is a jail cell.
How rude are you?
Pro tip: Don’t send a picture of your penis after the first date.
Deck your halls with embroidered curse words. Slightly NSFW.
Whoever said, “The customer is always right” clearly never worked in retail.
We all need to be mildly rude sometimes. Comics by Cyanide And Happiness!
More reasons to be polite!
UPDATE: A New Jersey couple with an identical receipt has stepped forward to refute the claim, saying that they did leave a tip and did not write the homophobic note. “I’m sorry but I cannot tip because I do not agree with your lifestyle & the way you live your life.”
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: You’re becoming a monster.
So, uh, can you not?
Seriously, cut it out. Hisssssss.
Don’t be rude, you little twits. Some adults could still stand to learn these, actually.
These sassy little river cats float downstream screaming slander about your mom.
Throw an extra buck or two in next time you tip. They earned it.
This girl just needs to be quiet.