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Image: Fine, Here’s Pippa Middleton’s Panties
Because you demanded it, you bunch of savages. Although, I have to admit, “Pippa's Panties” has a certain alliterative ring to it. Definitely sounds better than “Catherine, Duchess Of Cambridge, Formerly Kate Middleton, Has A Sister And Here's That Sister's Upskirt.” More at The Superficial.
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Pippa Middleton In Tight Pants
Celebrity Buzz They're really not that tight, though. But everyone on the internet is going cuckoo bonkers bananas over her “skintight, painted on, ass-hugging, butt-sculpting jeans!” It's our solemn duty, however, to report on the latest internet trends. Even if that internet trend is Pippa Middleton's pants. Again, solemn duty. More over at Pop Sugar.
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The Royal Wedding Drinking Game
Culture Buzz Perhaps the only way to make this thing tolerable. God save the Queen and your liver if you adhere strictly to these rules. But no, congratulations William and Kate. Many happy returns, and may you get as pissed as anyone who plays this game. That's what the Brits say, isn't it? “Pissed”? “Bangers and mash”? “Metric system”?
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30 Nerdy Wedding Cakes
Culture Buzz Utterly charming cakes from nerd nuptials. Much more fun than all of that William and Kate, Royal Wedding stuffiness.
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30 Nerdy Weddings
Culture Buzz Nerds sanctifying their love for one another and for sci-fi/fantasy franchises. This is where you will be going if you RSVP to one of these invitations.
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30 Nerdy Wedding Invitations
Culture Buzz Wedding invitations and save the date cards of a geeky persuasion. All of these weddings are sure to have been more fun than whatever Kate Middleton and Prince William have planned for their anglophile porn of a royal wedding.
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Kate Middleton In A Bikini
Celebrity Buzz The future Mrs. Prince William is, as the Brits say, quite fit. She will be the hottest member of any Royal Family since Colin Firth (I am an ignorant Yank who can't tell the difference between reality and movies). More over at Celebuzz.
