TV BUZZ: Critics pounced on Rosie O'Donnell after her poorly-rated variety show proved to be a bizarre mess from a bygone genre. In case you missed it, let me fill you in: Rosie's endless warbling, Liza Minelli's walking corpse, Gloria Estefan's one-liners, Alec Baldwin whispering into Rosie's cleavage, and a gay joke from Clay Aiken.

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1. “If Rosie O’Donnell and Company Were Consciously Determined to Strangle the Rebirth of Variety Shows in the Crib, They Couldn’t Have Done a Better Job of It Than This Pre-holiday Turkey. “
2. “Alanis Morissette Sang a Song Referencing the 12 Steps in Front Of, I Kid You Not, an Endless Loop of Geese Flying Through a Sunset.”
3. Rosie Live Also Featured “Bizarre Product-placement Duet With Jane Krakowski, Who Performed a Sultry Striptease in Front of a Giant Monitor Flashing Images of White Castle Hamburgers, BlackBerrys and Crest Whitestrips.”
4. “Rosie’s Opening Monologue, Larded With Fat and Boob Jokes, Stank of Mothballs”
5. Rosie Live Tied With the Recently-Canceled “Pushing Daisies” As the Night’s Lowest-rated Program On a Major Network
6. “Dancing Desserts? Really?”
7. Rosie Live on NBC
8. Variety Shows - Featured on Buzzfeed

TV BUZZ: If Rosie O'Donnell's variety show (airing tonight) is a success, word is that the format could make a healthy return to television, what with others down the pipeline from John Mayer and The Osbournes. Many have sworn off its viability, but considering the voracious appetite Americans have to see Cloris Leachman's boobs , anything is possible.

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1. Rosie the Reviver?
2. Carol Burnett’s a Fan
3. The John Mayer Variety Hour - Featured on Buzzfeed
4. Rosie Live! - Featured On Buzzfeed
5. American Idol, Dancing With the Stars, and Rosie?
6. Up Next: The Osbournes: The Variety Show!

TV BUZZ: Brooke Smith — better known to Grey’s Anatomy fans as Dr. Hahn — has been suddenly canned from the show, and some are claiming that it’s directly related to the fact that her character is gay. With Dr. Hahn being one half of what was the only lesbian couple on prime time television, should we expect Rosie O’Donnell to make an appearance sometime soon? (Note to Rosie: Please reprise the role of Riding The Bus With My Sister ‘s Beth Simon , in which your choice of playing “mentally retarded” meant doing a 90-minute impression of Cookie Monster).

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1. WTF Happened?
2. Seattle Grace’s Lesbians Are Dropping Like Flies
3. Not to Worry: Seattle Grace is Getting a Bisexual Lady Intern!
4. “Adios Dr. Hahn, You Were My Favorite - Most Ground Breaking - Character Yet.”
5. Are the Girls Just Not Enough?
6. Will Katherine Heigl Blow Up the Set?

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Between the granny hooker look , Danity Kane’s strippers in space , and the fact that Jodie Marsh is someone that people apparently know, the skank revolution only seems to be growing (much like Jodie Marsh ). In the wake of the Pussycat Dolls’ world domination, Britney Spears in a wet tee shirt now sounds about as vulgur as Whoopi Goldberg in a burka.

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1. Tila Tequila Is Famous, Skanky
2. On Halloween, The Skanks Come Out at Night (Or Whenever They Finish Their Homework)
3. Amy Fisher: Long Island’s #1 Skank
4. Strippers…In…Space!
5. The Granny Hooker Look - Featured on BuzzFeed
6. Britney Spears On The Rosie O’Donnell Show (SEE ROSIE “RAISE THE ROOF!”)
7. Top 5 Most Unnecessarily Sexy Costumes
8. Jodie Marsh Has Beautiful Eyes
9. Sharon Osbourne to Class Up Skanks On VH1 (Home of the Skanks)

TV BUZZ: HBO is hoping to do with British import Little Britain what it did with New Zealand’s Flight of the Conchords : make the weird, niche-y smash in its native homeland a stateside success. You know a character-driven sketch show is on HBO when it includes two ‘roid-happy, totally-not-gay gym buddies with eensy weensy pencil d*cks.

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1. Little Britain is - You Should Know - Totally Gay
2. Little Britain USA On HBO
3. David Schwimmer Is Directing!?
4. “Emily, Florence, and …Robbie Williams”
5. “The Only Gay in the Village”
6. Do Americans Have A Good Sense Of “Humour”? VOTE NOW!
7. Little Britain Is Dirty - Full Frontal (Albeit Rubber-y Full Frontal) Dirty
8. Rosie O’Donnell Loves Little Britain (But Doesn’t Know How To Spell “Britain”)

MOVIE BUZZ: Funny Or Die has picked the movie at random and called together an Internet campaign to turn the 1993 flop into a cult favorite. Now we know what Buzzfeed would have looked like in 1993! And who said irony was dead?

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1. The ‘Another Stakeout’ Manifesto: “Help Us Turn This Movie Into a Giant Cult Hit for Absolutely No Good Reason”
2. Videogum Urges You to “Join the Clarion Call to Ironic Action!”
3. Show Your Love On the Movie’s IMDB Message Board
4. Run, Rosie, Run!
5. “Do I Plan On Seeing It Anytime Soon? No. Is Doing This Better Than Anything Else I Was Doing So Far Today. Most Definitely.”
6. One “Fan’s” Homemade Desktop Tribute