With Ron Jeremy as The Penguin! Don't worry, it's safe for work.
Culture Buzz Before these porn stars were getting down and dirty, they were everyday kids who went to high school just like you and I. The only difference being, I don’t think they had a comic book collection or couldn’t get a date. Well, maybe Ron Jeremy had these problems. (Via thatpanic.com.)
Culture Buzz Taken from Super Hornio Bros. circa 1993. How the fuck did I miss this?
Celebrity Buzz Porn stars are unfairly stereotyped as being shallow and vapid, choosing to use their bodies instead of their brains to advance themselves in life. Here are a bunch of smartypantses who make that stereotype look pretty ridiculous. (Hustler Magazine)
Ron Jeremy, adult film star, wants to teach you to play the harmonica. I don't want him teaching me how to blow anything.
The crazy kids at Something Awful uncovered this beyond-terrible porno parody of Super Mario Bros. featuring Ron Jeremy as Squeegie, a computer program who - with his brother, Ornio - gets stuck inside the computer (and a boatload of vaginas - HEY-O!). Squeegie eventually rescue the princess from King Pooper (!) by “throwing him in a bathtub and turning him to smoke,” which should give you a pretty good idea about how much you want to own this.