World No. 1 and 2 tennis players Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer sat down in Cincinnati last week to record a promo spot. Neither are professional actors, and it appears there was no actual script. Predictably, there was some difficulty getting the ad finished.

1. the aforementioned Monogrammed Sweater Vest

   

   (With matching headband.)

2. the Sgt. Pepper Warm-Up Jacket

   

   (With matching headband.)

3. the Monogrammed Blazer

   

   (With matching headband.)

4. the Monogrammed Warm-Up Jacket

   

   (Headband removed for trophy presentation.)

5. the White Vest with Gold Collared Shirt

   

   (With matching headband.)

6. the Gold Lamé Bag

   

7. Real Men Wear Pink...

   

8. ...or Monogrammed Teal...

   

9. ...or Purple.

   

   (With matching head AND wristbands.)

10. Bonus Ceremonial Looks:

    

    Wearing Nike's Heidi 2008 line in Beijing.

11. 

    Before he met Anna.

Watch as he knocks a metal water bottle off a crew member's head at thirty paces during a photo shoot.

The Best Links:

1. Via Magma

Roger Federer won the French Open today for a complete set of Grand Slam titles and his 14th Grand Slam win, tying Pete Sampras' record and making him the bestest tennis player that ever was.

The Best Links:

1. Sampras: Roger is the best.
2. Roger’s website
3. A crazy person also ran onto the court during the match.
4. Federer completes career Grand Slam
5. More photos from the match.
6. He’s also now won all four Grand Slams, which only 5 other men have done.

After beating the No. 1 player in the world yesterday, Murray is facing Federer today in the finals of the U.S. Open.

The Best Links:

1. Murray Ran Nadal Ragged
2. The Year’s Biggest Tennis Upset
3. Andy Murray Out-Attacked Nadal
4. Welcome Andy Murray!

After five sets and several rain delays, the 22 year old Spaniard beat five-time champion Roger Federer to win Wimbledon in one of the longest, most gripping games in the history of tennis.

The Best Links:

1. Nadal’s Hot Girlfriend
2. Told You McEnroe Cried
3. Rafael Nadal on Wikipedia
4. Rafael Nadal and His Girlfriend Francesca Xisca (Slide Show)
5. Roger Federer “Stunned”
6. Rafael Nadal Wins Wimbledon 2008

Someone finally prevents Roger Federer from getting to the finals of a Grand Slam event.

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1. Also Known For His On-Court Comedic Stylings
2. Roger Federer vs. Novak Djokovic: Australian Open 2008 Match Point
3. What Are The Ramifications of Federer’s Loss?
4. Novak’s Wikipedia Page
5. Aw, His Parents Run a Pizza Place in the Mountains
6. Federer Has Only Nice Things to Say, Even Though He Got Beat
7. Novak Djokovic Shows Off The Bod After Beating Roger
8. Novak Djokovic’s Awesomely Cheeseball Homepage