MAKE IT STOP!
MAKE IT STOP!
Cat <3s robot. A comic by Cat Versus Human.
Here are some special messages from our robot friends on how to be human.
Basically, humans are screwed.
If you aren’t into Japanese techno pop rock, you’re about to be.
Run, WildCat, run!
The one thing 17-year-old Dee Faught wanted was more independence, so a group of Rice engineering students gave him just that. Cue the waterworks.
Someday we’ll all be robots. Will you be a breakdancing one? Or one that plays the violin?
The technology is here. We now have the technology to create the cutest children’s birthday party ever.
Plus the first edible iPhone case, 21 actors who were on Sex and the City before you knew who they were, and more advice from the craziest sorority girl ever.
Why does Boston Dynamics hate humanity? Their BigDog will be on the front lines in the ensuing war for domination.
Oh my God, it’s playing Peek-A-Boo! This is the lamp equivalent of a baby animal.
Like a motorized Indiana Jones. DARPA is bound and determined to kill us all.
To help them! Not to murder them. Honest.
Not that you needed any more proof that go-go dancers in bikinis and giant mecha-women make for the ultimate dining experience.
Prop maker Mike Senna has been building a real life replica of Wall-E. The entire process, from start until now, can be found on his blog .
Why did it take them so long to come up with this?
Until she starts to sing. Imagine a world where robots work as traffic conductors, in factories, or vacuuming office floors because that is the future we will have to two glorious years before the robot uprisings.
KILL IT WITH FIRE! Or just disconnect its power source. You know, whatever.
On “Fox News Sunday,” Rick Perry defended his lack of knowledge on the Supreme Court by suggesting that Americans don’t want a robot to be president. Was that a veiled reference to Mitt Romney?
Now you can jerk it with ease.
In the future, we will all be required to wear glow sticks on our clothes, listen to the sound of robots having sex and perform in talent shows somewhere in Denmark.
Quick men, to the depths of the Uncanny Valley! Researchers say Mask-Bot could provide
terror comfort for elderly people with little human interaction.
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords. Watch Video ›
And then never sleep again. Let these uncanny valley disembodied heads sing to you a sweet lullaby of nightmares.
The Sphero is a Bluetooth-controlled robot ball. It will drive your cat insane. Watch Video ›
Unicorn apocalypse is adorably terrifying. How could they leave out Mole Men uprising though?
Sexy girls? Horny robots? The two of them trying to mate? Yup… Twitter: @ilyalucid Watch Video ›