The Samjiyon is North Korea’s version of the iPad, and it’s got everything you’d expect in a great new tablet - except internet. Which basically means it’s a giant touch screen device that comes pre-loaded with government propaganda and an Angry Birds rip-off.
The world is an awful place, filled with people like us, all trying to screw us over every chance we get. Our only defense is intense, bile-filled suspicion, of anyone and everyone we deal with, including infants.
Content for purchase, or downloadable content (DLC) for games sounds like a great idea, just like stronger government for struggling postwar Germany. Unfortunately, the only part some companies heard was “money” several times and then a bunch of cash register sound effects.