Can’t handle this jorts game.
Can’t handle this jorts game.
Because we’re all pandas trying to make it in a world full of brown bears.
Do you have it in you to try these?
Does this guy have a twin brother and where can I find him?
Actual Drake quote or lovelorn 16-year-old girl? You decide.
The media puts a powerful gun lobby on the ropes for a weekend.
Also, is it just us or is Emma Stone probably (at least a little) creeped out by him?
An amazing end-of-the-game play is way more than we ever saw on the playground growing up . As one member of this team told us, “Kid is an ANIMAL.” Or something.
Fads are a rapidly changing part of culture, and thank sweet baby jesus for it because these trends really need to just stay in their proper decades as warning for past fashion faux pas. And no, none of these should be worn ironically, either.
Pro-bowler Pete Weber, who just won his fifth U.S. Open bowling championship on Sunday, is great at two things: 1) bowling 2) acting like a crazy jerk when he wins.
Arghhh, potential matey! SeaCaptainDate is either an awesome fully functional dating website geared towards sea lovers and captains alike, or the product of a master troll. They have coined themselves “the destination for romance on the seven seas” and according to Jezebel, has both a spokesperson and real-life users. (via jezebel.com)
Blake > Lebron? Either way, they should probably just stop playing basketball for the rest of the season after this.
Is that a Fabergé egg in your heel or are you just happy to see me? Time to dial it back when models have to show off shoes by holding them in their hands.
Have a lot of money? Want to waste some? This list will show just what utter crap you can buy with loads of cash and no common sense. View List ›
On Saturday, North Korea lost a great, great man. And by great, great man, I mean a horrible, horrible liar. Seriously, he has actually taken credit for everything in this list.
Tuppence a bag, but bail is set way higher. A well-intended woman in Tuscon has been convicted of illegally feeding birdseed to birds.
Lady Gaga’s public appearances have become somewhat of a commodity. Whatever she wears next is bound to be edgy, a dash of crazy and pretty much all terrifying. With razor sharp finger nails (and cheek bones), plenty of pasties, and even some blood, she did not let us down in 2011.
Bathroom jokes are usually pretty funny. Especially when the joke is telling you where to go to the bathroom.
JUST DON’T DO IT! Although, I get it, a sunset does look much better through an LCD screen. View List ›
Got buckets of cash but no idea how to spend them? How about dropping a couple thousand dollars on unnecessarily fancy toys your toddler will probably get drool/food/smudgy fingerprints on? Go ahead; it’s not like that local non-profit charity needs your donation. View List ›
This video shows exactly how the Tea Party, The Democrats, The GOP, the President and the media all look to the majority of Americans as they “handle” the Washington DC manufactured debt crisis of 2011. Hold that line, assholes. Watch Video ›
Meet Big Splash, the 11 month old, 180 pound Tibetan Mastiff and world’s most expensive dog. Big Splash was sold recently for the insane price of 1.5 million dollars. My guess is that most of that went to cover the cost for the dog’s red hair dye. View Image ›
Tomorrow is Mardi Gras! Celebrate by throwing on a diaper and letting your inner… baby… out! View List ›
Here is a video of my Tennis Boyfriend #2 hitting a ridiculous backwards shot between his legs. Pretty standard Roger fare. Watch Video ›
The first annual Stoner Games are set to commence in an undisclosed location in Toronto on October 4, 2008. The games consist of 5 events that will test your stamina and athleticism, but most importantly, your desire to get stoned. The winner receives airfare, hotel, and VIP passes to the 2008 World Cannibus Cup in Amsterdam. The entry fee is $125, but the chance to achieve greatness is priceless. Read More ›