Cute old Jews Barbara and Harry listen to Jewwy jokes, as inspired by Old Jews Telling Jokes . You see how he doesn't take his hand off her shoulder? That's what we're looking for in a relationship. Right there. ::Sigh::

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1. The O.G.’s
2. Old Jews Telling Jokes
3. via I Heart Jews
4. We Heart Old Jews

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Joaquin Phoenix just announced that he’s “not doing films anymore.” Apparently, he wants to focus more on his music. We think it’s suspect, especially since when he made the announcement, he was being followed by his own camera crews. “Joaquin In Real Life” reality TV show in the making, perhaps?

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1. Joaquin Phoenix Quits Acting: “I’m Done”
2. Joaquin Phoenix: Leaving the Silver Screen?
3. Breaking! Joaquin Phoenix Quits Acting Forever To Pursue Garage Band Dreams
4. Joaquin Phoenix Quits Acting For Music
5. Either Joaquin Phoenix is Punking Us, Or He Really Quit Acting

MUSIC BUZZ: Despite her retirement , M.I.A. played a show in Brooklyn Saturday night where fans saw the real reason she canceled all her summer shows. She’s pregnant! Her Paper Plane lyrics suddenly make more sense. When she sang, “All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)”, she really meant it!

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1. M.I.A. is pregnant, played the Diesel Party - pics
2. M.I.A. Pregnant
3. M.I.A. Pregnant, Performs at Diesel Circus
4. Kind of putting on weight
5. Like, Really, Really Pregnant
6. M.I.A. Cancels European Tour
7. M.I.A. on Wikipedia

SPORTS BUZZ: The No. 1-ranked women’s tennis player is going out at the top of her game. She’s just 25, but has seven Grand Slam titles under her belt. Fans of Belgian tennis are sad, but it’s good news for Maria Sharapova, who will now become the top player.

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1. Hard to See Her Go Before Her Time
2. Why Justine Henin Quit
3. Is She the Youngest Athlete Ever to Retire on Top?
4. Better to Burn Out Than Fade Away?