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<title>Six-Year-Old Beauty Queen Champion Retires</title>
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    <p>I think we can all agree it was time to put this old hag out to pasture.</p>

  	
	
	






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    <p>I feel like Mary Magadalene at the empty tomb.</p>
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    <p>Good for him. Good for him. Retired, working with his wife, enjoying his golden years. I hope he has plenty of chicken for years to come.</p>

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  	<p>The Best Links:</p>				
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  		  		<li><a href="http://www.jossip.com/either-joaquin-phoenix-is-punking-us-or-he-really-quit-acting-20081029/">Either Joaquin Phoenix is Punking Us, Or He Really Quit Acting</a></li>
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  		  		<li><a href="http://defamer.com/5070130/breaking-joaquin-phoenix-quits-acting-forever-to-pursue-garage-band-dreams">Breaking! Joaquin Phoenix Quits Acting Forever To Pursue Garage Band Dreams</a></li>
  		
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<title>M.I.A. is Pregnant</title>
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    <p>Despite her retirement , M.I.A. played a show in Brooklyn Saturday night where fans saw the real reason she canceled all her summer shows. She&#8217;s pregnant!</p>

  	
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  		  		<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_Arulpragasam">M.I.A. on Wikipedia</a></li>
  		  		<li><a href="http://www.rap-up.com/2008/10/12/mia-pregnant-performs-at-diesel-circus/">M.I.A. Pregnant, Performs at Diesel Circus</a></li>
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  		  		<li><a href="http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/51226-mia-cancels-european-tour">M.I.A. Cancels European Tour</a></li>
  		
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<title>Justine Henin Retires</title>
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    <p>The No. 1-ranked women&#8217;s tennis player is going out at the top of her game.</p>

  	
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  		  		<li><a href="http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,23705870-2722,00.html">Better to Burn Out Than Fade Away?</a></li>
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