“This letter authorizes you to keep your house, kennel, squeaky toys, greenies, and rope toys.”
The Fed is meeting again on Wednesday to discuss whether or not it should reduce its annual bond purchases. Not unlike Favre’s many retirements, you can never tell if the decision is real or not.
401(k), IRA, retirement, oh my!
The impending retirement of Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer within the next 12 months comes during a difficult time for the software giant.Microsoft is in the midst of charting a new strategic direction after losing ground to rivals and credibility with consumers. Ballmer’s departure, along with a number of other senior executives over the last year, leaves Microsoft with more questions than answers.
Are we talkin’ bout…*sniff*…RETIREMENT? According to SlamOnline.com, Iverson is set to officially end his professional basketball career.
Ballmer announced Friday that he would retire from Microsoft in the next 12 months. Here’s a by-the-numbers look at his decade-plus run as the software giant’s leader.
UGH. But seriously, these are things you really need to know.
Beckham’s retirement means he can now focus on his real passions. Such as…
Having averted a potentially nasty primary fight, the Newark Mayor says in a statement to BuzzFeed that Lautenberg “has been a champion for the people of New Jersey.” “On a personal note…”
Apparently everyone, regardless of economic station, is no longer eating at restaurants. Biggest disparity is in retirement.
Uggie, the dog film star, was honored today by having his paw prints casted in cement in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. The sad part is it also marked his retirement from acting. We love you Uggie!
You’ve earned it Brad. We’ll miss you. Enjoy retirement and your hunting show.
Otherwise known as my hero. Masafuni Nagasaki, at 76-years-old, is the sole resident of tiny Sotobanari Island in Japan. He takes advantage of this isolated status by walking around gloriously nude all day.
A New York Post op-ed.
Good for him. Good for him. Retired, working with his wife, enjoying his golden years. I hope he has plenty of chicken for years to come. Watch Video ›
Cute old Jews Barbara and Harry listen to Jewwy jokes, as inspired by Old Jews Telling Jokes. You see how he doesn’t take his hand off her shoulder? That’s what we’re looking for in a relationship. Right there. ::Sigh:: Watch Video ›
Joaquin Phoenix just announced that he’s “not doing films anymore.” Apparently, he wants to focus more on his music. We think it’s suspect, especially since when he made the announcement, he was being followed by his own camera crews. “Joaquin In Real Life” reality TV show in the making, perhaps? Read More ›
Despite her retirement, M.I.A. played a show in Brooklyn Saturday night where fans saw the real reason she canceled all her summer shows. She’s pregnant! Her Paper Plane lyrics suddenly make more sense. When she sang, “All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)”, she really meant it! Read More ›
The No. 1-ranked women’s tennis player is going out at the top of her game. She’s just 25, but has seven Grand Slam titles under her belt. Fans of Belgian tennis are sad, but it’s good news for Maria Sharapova, who will now become the top player. Read More ›