WHAT happened at Olive Garden?!
You’ll finally feel like part of the show.
Moral of the story: Steak will always be the most expensive.
Why is table 26 looking at me like that?
Try our new jalapenis chicken poopers!
Sharing is caring, except when it comes to your french fries.
Rangez-vous sur la droite ou cassez-vous.
Le monde est bien trop cruel pour vous.
You know that it’s closed on Sundays, but did you know about the secret menu?
The restaurant chains were pressured to change their policies on allowing customers to carry firearms after gun enthusiasts showed up with semiautomatic weapons.
The chain, founded by a former private equity associate at Wexford Capital, is winning fans with its “farm-to-counter” restaurants.
And for getting the most out of your experience.
“Can I get a diet cock with that, and is the cumcumber vagitarian?
Dollar, dollar, bills, y’all.
« Bonjour, je suis là pour m’occuper de votre table que je le veuille ou non. »
Which will you be? Illustrations by Shitty Watercolour.
Nathan Pyle’s NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette gives you the only guide you’ll need to verbose menus and mysteriously unmarked condiments.
You know, in case you were wondering.
On the eighth day God created the Mammoth Muffin. And all the Lord’s people said AMEN.
Staples managers are now forbidden to schedule part-time associates for more than 25 hours a week, according to a Dec. 6 memo. A petition against the move is circulating saying the decision is based on the Affordable Care Act.
“It’s important to spread the word a little bit about what people like us do on a daily basis that goes largely unseen unless you work in the industry yourself.”
Taco Bell has never seemed so meh.
I’d rather not eat my dinner out of a toilet-bowl, thank you. Also, fries are supposed to be bad for you; can’t we just leave them alone?
One of America’s greatest culinary talents, Charlie Trotter, was found dead today in his Chicago home at age 54.
Four Zagat stars for BEING THE BOMB DIGGITY.
A classic example of a moment where someone spends more time trying to cheat on the test instead of studying.
No, seriously guys, the pee goes INSIDE the toilet.