The Ohio congressman will wield the speaker gavel for the third term, presiding over the largest Republican majority since 1928.
This would be much easier if they were actually elephants and donkeys.
“A candidate gets to persuade.”
“Love your child because that person is your child whether it’s the person you wanted him or her to be or not,” said Republican Congresswoman Ros-Lehtinen in a CBS special with her transgender son.
We know your secret, Rupert. High starch content.
Analysts say loss of control of the senate could spell trouble for Obama’s efforts to regulate the industry.
Love defeated Democrat Doug Owens Tuesday after a hard-fought race in Utah.
“I think the first thing we should do is be honest about the disease and I think President Obama’s administration has so tried to downplay the transmissibility of this,” Paul said.
The 2016 presidential hopeful drew a not-so-subtle connection between himself and conservative icon Ronald Reagan.
“I think the chances are reasonably good chance of that happening.”
Because they’re clearly as crazy as each other.
Graham defeated six challengers Tuesday night in South Carolina’s Republican party primary, surpassing the 50% vote threshold to avoid a runoff.
Tennessee Gov. Bill Haslam has signed a bill allowing the state to use the electric chair, if drugs cannot be obtained for a lethal injection.
No, I don’t have my ears pierced. And yes, my family is super happy about it.
Republican Rep. Tim Huelskamp was speaking to Newsmax TV Wednesday where he said Democratic Sen. Harry Reid was attempting to fan the “flames of hatred, jealousy, and greed” when speaking of the Koch Brothers and Mitt Romney.
Joffrey, Tyrion, and the gang help explain the convoluted Chris Christie scandal surrounding the George Washington Bridge.
“I have never met him and don’t know anyone in his camp, but I’m glad he’s thinking about us,” one state representative said. The holiday cards were paid for by the New Jersey Republican State Committee.
The messy business of gerrymandering made simple with the help of pepperoni and extra cheese.
“Mr. Speaker, make no mistake, Nelson Mandela is no friend to liberty, democracy, or human rights.”
“I will choke that illegal Mex cleaning in the library. Stop banging fucking chairs around and turn off your Walkman.”
Colorado state Sen. Owen Hill considered telling a Kenyan kid, “Well, you know what, we already have someone from Kenya as president of the United States.” Update: Hill says it was an “obvious joke.”
“He’s like a superhero. The more bullets that get shot at him, the bigger and stronger he gets,” one Iowa Republican operative says.
The Tampa Bay Republican had served 43 years in Congress. He “was a man who had seen it all and accomplished much.”
Guess whether it’s a government worker or just a government name.
Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie continued their war of words on Tuesday when the senator went on CNN’s “Situation Room” and slammed the governor over spending.
“Of course, I’m talking about…the fly.”
Republican Rep. Trey Radel of Florida, who BuzzFeed has called the “beat-mixing, gangsta rap-loving Tea Party congressman,” took some time on his way back to Washington D.C. to live-tweet Jay-Z’s new album.
Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen from Southern Florida takes the lead.