Because they’re clearly as crazy as each other.
Graham defeated six challengers Tuesday night in South Carolina’s Republican party primary, surpassing the 50% vote threshold to avoid a runoff.
Tennessee Gov. Bill Haslam has signed a bill allowing the state to use the electric chair, if drugs cannot be obtained for a lethal injection.
No, I don’t have my ears pierced. And yes, my family is super happy about it.
Republican Rep. Tim Huelskamp was speaking to Newsmax TV Wednesday where he said Democratic Sen. Harry Reid was attempting to fan the “flames of hatred, jealousy, and greed” when speaking of the Koch Brothers and Mitt Romney.
Joffrey, Tyrion, and the gang help explain the convoluted Chris Christie scandal surrounding the George Washington Bridge.
“I have never met him and don’t know anyone in his camp, but I’m glad he’s thinking about us,” one state representative said. The holiday cards were paid for by the New Jersey Republican State Committee.
The messy business of gerrymandering made simple with the help of pepperoni and extra cheese.
“Mr. Speaker, make no mistake, Nelson Mandela is no friend to liberty, democracy, or human rights.”
“I will choke that illegal Mex cleaning in the library. Stop banging fucking chairs around and turn off your Walkman.”
Colorado state Sen. Owen Hill considered telling a Kenyan kid, “Well, you know what, we already have someone from Kenya as president of the United States.” Update: Hill says it was an “obvious joke.”
“He’s like a superhero. The more bullets that get shot at him, the bigger and stronger he gets,” one Iowa Republican operative says.
The Tampa Bay Republican had served 43 years in Congress. He “was a man who had seen it all and accomplished much.”
Guess whether it’s a government worker or just a government name.
Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie continued their war of words on Tuesday when the senator went on CNN’s “Situation Room” and slammed the governor over spending.
“Of course, I’m talking about…the fly.”
Republican Rep. Trey Radel of Florida, who BuzzFeed has called the “beat-mixing, gangsta rap-loving Tea Party congressman,” took some time on his way back to Washington D.C. to live-tweet Jay-Z’s new album.
Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen from Southern Florida takes the lead.
Can you tell from their faces?
American Bridge’s tome. “I don’t think there’s been a knockout blow,” says his biographer.
BuzzFeed asked Republican Sen. Susan Collins’s spokesman if her views have changed on DOMA and marriage equality. The two-paragraph response left the questions unanswered.
There’s more to this than the tours, White House says.
The issue of sequestration has led to lots of petty finger-pointing but little action in D.C. while regular Americans struggle.
2016’s intellectual Rick Perry tries to mark his territory.
From a DUI to fumbled fiscal cliff talks, there’s no time for soul-searching in a leaderless party. “It’s a shit show,” says one Republican.
It’s only one day before the election and finally we know who Melissa Joan Hart will be voting for.
A new Republican consensus: The candidate, and the party, have done a pretty good job. “You just keep throwing money at the problem and it doesn’t resolve,” mourns a Republican operative.
That and other revelations from StumbleUpon’s data mine. Republican and Democrats differ on pop culture, media, and entertainment as much as they do on their candidates.