“Rick, I’m sorry that hearing that JFK speech on religion makes you throw up. But if it makes you feel any better, if JFK were alive today, knowing you were running for President would make him shit his pants.” From Monday’s “Daily Show.” Come for Jon Stewart’s Rick Santorum smackdown, stay for his Mitt Romney one!
It’s tough to keep church and state entirely separated.
Easy choices for some Protestants. Romney and Santorum already ruled out by religion.
If you grew up in the 90s, you are now secretly a Satanist. Or a Buddhist. Or a Humanist. Same difference.
War: What is it good for? If you’re Rick Perry at the Republican presidential debate in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, then it’s worth at least a few rounds of roaring applause from the audience.
The myth of Friday the 13th has been around for centuries. And it still scares the crap out of millions of people. (via en.wikipedia.org)
As if the original version wasn’t tedious enough! Here’s “Super Grace,” a Christian parody of the Nicki Minaj song “Super Bass,” performed by members of the University of Florida’s Christian Greek organizations. And while I’ve yet to decide on a favorite lyric, I’m including them below the video so that you may do so and/or follow along. (via @RichJuz)
Choosing a religion can be difficult, so here’s a flowchart that makes it easy peasy. (via holytaco.com) View Image ›
Penn Jillette uses an atheism scale to rate the presidential candidates, from Obama to Romney. Do you know who the most religious president was in American history? Well, Penn is about to tell you.
Nail art has officially become a religion, sort of. A 25-year-old rabbi in suburban New York is using a really sneaky and clever way to teach her teenage students about the Torah.
VICE reporter Sherif Elhelwa snapped some pics of the Al Qaeda flag flying atop the Benghazi courthouse where the Libyan revolution started. Elhelwa was later told by a guard, “Whomever speaks ill of this flag, we will cut off his tongue.”
Mega church pastor Joel Osteen just wants to love your gay away.
Evolutionary biologist turned celebrity author Richard Dawkins believes that Jesus would have been a godless scientist if he lived today. Nice one, Dick. (via rawstory.com)
Christian Television personality Dr. Juanita Bynum II started speaking in tongues on Facebook and it’s absolutely BFNCFURHFCRNR! (via andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com) View List ›
Just because we may believe different things, doesn’t mean we can’t respect each other. (via alpn00.tumblr.com) View Image ›
Watch a retro cartoon Jesus use some Merlin-like moves to put a hurtin’ on those heathens in this weird documentary I found on YouTube. So SCARY! Watch Video ›
Here’s a correspondance between Maryland Governor Martin O’Malley and the Catholic Archbishop regarding gay marriage. The Governor totally won this one. View List ›
Talk about crappy options. (via zeitgeistmovement.tumblr.com) View Image ›
Because I’m pretty sure condoms aren’t what’s killing people in Africa. (via imgur.com) View Image ›
Statistics don’t lie. Christwire.org has released the results of their most recent poll, and the results may shock you. [Ed. note-It’s satire, people.] Watch Video ›
Last Thursday, just before midnight, a fervent Christian went down to the AMC on 34th and 8th in Manhattan and attempted to turn people away from seeing the last Potter movie ever. It all ends here. Watch Video ›
Bravo would like you all to know that they are in no way affiliated with this project. (via mediaite.com) View Image ›
Rabbis in Jerusalem (who apparently have their own justice system!) ruled that the spirit of secular lawyer who insulted judges 20 years ago has transferred into wandering dog’s body so they sentenced the poor tramp to death by stoning. Luckily, the dog managed to escape before the bungling clergyman could carry out their holy punishment. (via ynetnews.com) View List ›
That burger grease is so not Jesus. It’s obviously Jim Morrison.
I like the cut of this youngster’s jib. Might mosey on over to St Peter’s… Watch Video ›
What better way to cure your Lent hangover than with some sacrilegious images of Mario and the gang! View List ›
If the authors of a new study have it right, then the Pope may want to update his résumé.
Christians form a shield to protect Muslims during their prayers at the protest in Cairo, Egypt. Faith in humanity = restored. View Image ›
Clearly an undercover police car. View Image ›
This is probably the only time you’ll ever see Helen Keller and Ray Romano on the same list. View List ›
