Politics Buzz Armenian and Greek Monks clashed at Church of Holy Sepulcher in Jerusalem. The Greek monks were pissed the Armenians did not include them in the ceremony commemorating the 4th-century discovery of the cross used to crucify Jesus. [Editor's Note: The actual video was removed from YouTube so we replaced it with a “monk fight dramatization video”. For the actual story of the real monk fight go here.
Culture Buzz A Swedish ad man’s publication of the New Testament conceptualizes the good book in a contemporary format, replete with fashion photography and celebrity name-dropping. In other words, The Bible is cool again! Can you finally blog about Jesus while guzzling a latte at Starbucks and texting on your iPhone in your skinny jeans? You betcha.
Tech Buzz The site - a parody of online religion giant Beliefnet - is a clever marketing tool for Bill Maher’s documentary Religulous. The truly religious, of course, don’t need the Internet to stay true to their beliefs - they’re dialed-in to the big guy upstairs 24/7, thank you very much.
The Washington Post has gotten 750 complaints about this cartoon making fun of Palin and the practice of speaking in tongues.
Music Buzz The early 1980s Christian Ska band, Sonseed, has resurfaced via viral video. Hallelujah! If the handsome matching vests and witty lyrics don’t grab you, the music video’s catchy tune will. It’s seriously like crack to the ears - you just can’t stop singing it.
Tech Buzz What Jesus plays when he wants to play Guitar Hero, but won’t because of all those secular bands loving Satan. From the promotional copy: “Onscreen lyrics reflect Christian values,” meaning that “you’ll soon be rockin’ with the best while praising the Lord!” Amen, brother.
Culture Buzz Church signs that make me happy to live in a Christian nation. And by happy I mean dangerously depressed. I love when God talks to me through vinyl lettering.
Politics Buzz You know how politicians speak in code that only the base will understand? Well I grew up Pentacostal and I’m pretty sure McCain just called Obama the Antichrist. So does a group of Democratic consultants, who argue that a seemingly innocent McCain ad mocking Obamamania actually implies that the Democratic candidate is the great deceiver prophesied in the Biblical book of Revelation. The neat trick is that this accusation turns all Obama’s strengths into weaknesses. Great speaker? So is the Antichrist. Seems like he’ll bring world peace? So will the Antichrist. Doesn’t buy $500 shoes? Oh, there’s probably a verse about that.
The Israeli paper Maariv publishes the prayer note Barack Obama left at Jerusalem’s Western Wall.
Culture Buzz The first ever Jewish swimsuit calendar features bikini-clad models posing with items like the Torah, Philip Roth novels, and lox. The tongue-in-cheek calendar appropriately titled “Ladies of ‘69,” for the Jewish year 5769, features Israeli and Jewish-American models Bar Refali, Donna Feldman, Esti Ginzburg, Moran Atias, Adi Neumann, and Neta Bell-Silber. The controversial calendar can be found inside the latest issue of Heeb Magazine and gives the whole Catholic school girl thang a run for its money. Hot Mitzvah. If anyone can find more pictures from the calendar let me know and I’ll post.
Culture Buzz The lolcat Bible Translation Project is a project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak. It’s officially becoming its own religion, featuring Ceiling Cat as the Eternal Father. We see Lolrus as kind of a doofier Jesus, with his uncanny ability to feed the world with his endless bucket.
Culture Buzz The seven deadly sins have been updated by the Catholic church. Now there are 14, including polluting, genetic engineering, obscene riches, taking drugs, abortion, pedophilia and causing social injustice. Just when you thought getting high would be the only way to escape the stifling weight of Catholic guilt….
Tech Buzz Invented by a German artist, this Bluetooth-enabled burqa allows Muslim women who wear the veil to transmit an image of themselves to mobile phones nearby. While the project is meant to be experimental and provocative, many observers have expressed outrage at the idea of using innovative new technology to accommodate an archaic symbol of repression.
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