Hey everyone, it’s New Moon Week! Here are some vampire-inspired tote bags, wallets, and onesies for you to wear to the midnight showing on Thursday. (Thanks to Etsy and Regretsy for enabling this merchandise.) View List ›
Available on Etsy, a handmade doll with a photo of your actual child glued directly onto its facehole. Why hasn’t anyone thought of this before (apart from because it’s the creepiest thing ever)? (Via Regretsy.) View Image ›
Stitching just made you gay. Are we nuts, or does it look like she’s birthing Groucho Marx? View Image ›
Regretsy is filled with crafts listed on Etsy that pretty much have no business being sold for real money. Check out the great Frida Kahlo Uterus Plushie, Michael Jackson Baseball, Pokemon Menstrual Pad. I know where I’m getting my awkward white elephant office gifts!