If Mariah Carey’s sexy jam was meant to be sung into a webcam by anyone, it was definitely this extremely young, completely unsupervised little kid. Well, now we know what they’re singing around the campfire at Camp Mariah.

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The Best Links:

1. I Believe The Children Are Our Future
2. Please Don’t Touch This Kid’s Body
3. “Touch My Body” [The Grown Up Version]
4. Mariah Carey’s Green Screen Remix - Featured Video on BuzzFeed
5. First A Child, Now A Dead Guy? Why Do All the Wrong People Sing This Song??

TECH BUZZ: This year’s gathering in Germany showcases Artificial Intelligence designed to rescue humans and play soccer, among other less awesome things. Yes, it’s all very impressive, but get back to us when there’s a model that can brilliantly deliver dinner like a pro.

The Best Links:

1. RoboCup’s Official Site
2. “Robots Compete to Save Human Kind, With Time Left Over for a Kickabout”
3. 42 More Years Before Robots Can Bend It Like Beckham
4. Soccer Shmoccker…Check Out the Creepy Rescue Competition!
5. Don’t Fear Robots - They May Save Your Life! [In The Fuuuuture]
6. Photos from Last Year’s RoboCup in Atlanta
7. Browse The Schedule for This Year’s RoboCup in Germany

TECH BUZZ: A treadmill for your workstation. Time to cancel that gym membership! Set up a feed tube and a catheter, and you’d never need to leave your desk again.

The Best Links:

1. A “Mobile Office”! Get It?!
2. The TrekDesk - A More Affordable Option
3. No, It’s Not a Joke
4. One Blogger’s Experience with the Walkstation
5. Another Way to Get More Exercise is to Spend Less Time on the Computer