TV BUZZ: The long anticipated Stylista — the American Idol of the fashion magazine world — premieres tomorrow. Eleven contestants will line up before the toothy Anne Slowey to find themselves and the latest trends. Oh and for a job at Elle magazine.

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The Best Links:

1. Slate Reviews “Stylista”
2. Stylista — Official Site
3. Anne Slowey - Featured on BuzzFeed
4. 11 Contestants To Start…But Only 1 Will Win!

TV BUZZ: Jeff Probst, the guy behind Survivor and other reality shows, has a new program coming on CBS: A last adventure show for people with terminal diseases. Can a reality show about dying people with a title cribbed from a Tim McGraw album really be all that bad? Yes, of course it can.

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The Best Links:

1. Probst Announces Terminal Patient Reality Show
2. This Is All Just To Make People Forget How Badly “Survivor” Is Doing Ratings-Wise

CELEBRITY BUZZ: The Australian actress has dated Jude Law, Benji Madden and Ryan Seacrest, and is now being rewarded with her own reality show. Monk had a brief recording career in Australia, but now she’s aiming higher: She wants to be bigger than Paris Hilton. Don’t we all?

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The Best Links:

1. Sophie Monk On The Set Of “Bigger Than Paris”
2. Sophie Monk Photo Gallery

TV BUZZ: In between almost every down during Sunday’s football games, Fox kept reminding viewers to tune in for Hole In The Wall, their remake of a crazy Japanese game show. In the show, contestants of all shapes and sizes try to rearrange their limbs to fit through an approaching hole in a wall, or risk being dumped into a pool of water. There’s a spate of YouTube videos from both the Japanese show and the American one, so take some time and get to know what may become your newest obsession.

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The Best Links:

1. The “Oh, Crap” Woman
2. Bring On The Wall
3. A Human Version of Tetris
4. Hole in the Wall - Exclusive Preview
5. Beer Bellies vs. Six Packs
6. Crap. I missed the ‘Hole in the Wall’ preview.
7. Scheduled Against Survivor
8. remember when you could tell the difference between reality tv shows and parodies of reality tv shows?
9. Funny Japanese TV show Hole in the Wall
10. A Review

TV BUZZ: Brody Jenner — son of old lesbian Bruce, stepbrother to “porn famous” Kim Kardashian, and ex-boyfriend of The Hills star Lauren “I Design Stuff” Conrad — has inked a deal with Ryan Seacrest’s production company to host a reality show in which “bros” will compete to earn the spot in his posse once occupied by the infamous Spencer Pratt. Contestants will live in a bachelor pad together while vying to “prove their worth as wingmen” and “remain composed in the thick of the paparazzi,” all before possibly being sent home in an elimination ceremony that takes place — no joke — in a hot tub. Don’t call Brody gay, though. He may have shapely eyebrows and surround himself in a jacuzzi with half-naked dudes, but it’s all in the name of turning “appearing on reality shows” into a discernible talent.

The Best Links:

1. Talentless, Spoiled D-bag Seeks Cool New D-bag
2. Brody and Spencer Secretly “Bro-ing Out?”
3. Bravo No Longer The Gayest Channel
4. Spencer Wants Brody Back
5. “Girls Can Come and Go, But a ‘bromance’ Can Last Forever.” Let’s Hope Not.

TV BUZZ: The reality show starring stage mom Dina Lohan and her 14-year-old daughter Ali Lohan, is scheduled to premier on the E! network on Memorial Day. I don’t care how high-brow you claim to be, this show will undoubtedly be your new guilty pleasure. Which is perfect timing, now that the Hills season is over.

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1. Dave Letterman Calls Ali Lohan “Lindsay”, All But Sealing Her Fate
2. Lindsay Lohan was banned from “Living Lohan” by her mother
3. Living Lohan vs. Denise Richards: It’s Complicated - Both Premiering on E! Memorial Day Weekend
4. Watch the New Video Promo
5. Don’t Believe Anything Dina Lohan Tells You!
6. Lindsay Too Good For Reality TV, Won’t Appear on Mom’s Show
7. Ali Lohan Plays the Victim
8. “‘Living Lohan’ Pulls The Curtain Back To Reveal The Real Dina Lohan, Daughter-Pimping Warts And All”

TV BUZZ: And it all comes full circle as VH1 rounds up contestants fromFlavor Of Love, I Love New York, and Rock of Love to compete for $250,000. Between all the contestants, the amount of collagen, silicone and eyeliner might officially make the set of I Love Money a toxic wasteland (in every sense of the word).

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1. People Want Attention And “Cold Cash” [How “I Love Money” Works]
2. Would A Show By Any Other Name…
3. Which Orange-skinned People That You Vaguely Remember Will Appear On “I Love Money”? Look No Further…
4. VH1 To Finally Shake Off Pesky “Plot” Middleman
5. “VH-1 Streamlines Their Reality Shows—Finally Shows Their Reality”
6. Skanks, Trannies, and Bawlers! Oh My!

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Apparently, straight gals everywhere are going gaga for the star of Work Out. And who can blame them? She’s got Ryan Phillipe’s looks, Donald Trump’s business savvy, and Matthew McConaughey’s abs. And a vagina!

The Best Links:

1. Jackie Warner, Queen of the Ladycrush
2. American Housewives Wanna Get With This Lesbian
3. Cougars Love Jackie Warner!
4. Your Mom Is Probably Gay For Jackie Warner
5. An In-Depth Look At “Work Out”
6. Jackie Warner Nude, Almost
7. “So It’s Not Just Me…”
8. Feast On This Sexy Montage, Heterosexual Housewives!

TV BUZZ: The perfect role is waiting for you. Here’s a round-up of reality television casting listings, as well as some of the funnier posts we’ve come across. The application process may be tedious, but it’s a small price to pay for the chance to be Paris Hilton’s BFF. Especially if that Fulbright Scholarship never quite panned out for you.

The Best Links:

1. RealityTVCastingCalls.com: A Virtual Hub of Free Reality TV Casting Call Notices
2. RealityWanted.com: A Site Where You Can Apply for Reality TV Casting Calls
3. For Freakonomics Blog Readers - Wanna Be on “Brain Trust” on the Sci-Fi Channel?
4. GotCast Actually Coordinates the Casting Calls and Submits Its Members Directly to Producers and Directors Looking for Talent
5. Wanted: Couples for Medical-themed Network Reality TV Pilot
6. ParisBFF.com, Where Visitors Can Vote for Paris Hilton’s Aspiring Hangers-on
7. A Roundup of the Latest Reality Show Casting Calls
8. Tito Ortiz Reality Series Casting Call
9. Interview with Lynne Spillman, Casting Director for The Amazing Race
10. Got a funny gadget? We want to hear from you!
11. Casting Call: Are you a good guy who has trouble asking women out?
12. How To Attend a Reality TV Show Casting Call

TV BUZZ: Oprah’s new game show is a competition to see who can become America’s greatest unknown philanthropist. Premieres March 2nd. Leave it to Oprah to make socially-conscious reality television, but it probably won’t cancel out that assh*le feeling we get when we watch Rock of Love.

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1. It Wouldn’t Be an Oprah Show without The Usual Celebrity Cohorts (Jennifer Aniston, John Travolta, etc)
2. YouTube - Get a sneak peek of Oprah’s Big Give!
3. Oprah’s “Holier-than-Thou” Mission
4. I Can Give Money Away Better Than You Can!
5. Oprah’s Big Give: The Official Website
6. Contestants Revealed! Get the Rundown
7. More Fodder to Feed Oprah’s Fat Head
8. Oprah Ropes in the Celebs
9. Seems Like a Unique Premise…and Jennifer Aniston is Involved!