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TV Buzz “When's the book come out, anyway? How long has it been?” That's what Brandi Glanville asked Taylor Armstrong on tonight's second installment of Bravo's “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” reunion. “It” is the suicide of Armstrong's husband, Russell. “The book” is about “it.” Here's video of the tense exchange between Armstrong (plus Kyle Richards) and Glanville from which the quote was taken.
TV Buzz “I'm about to go ghetto on you, giiiirl!” Six-year-old Mountain Dew and Red Bull-addicted beauty queen Alana, daughter of “Coupon Queen” June and nicknamed “Honey Boo-Boo Child” by America after her infamous “Toddlers & Tiaras” episode, was featured on “Dr. Drew's Lifechangers” today. And boy oh boy was it life-changing!
TV Buzz “She shouldn't belittle others—that's my job.” So said coach Abby Lee Miller on tonight's “Dance Moms” after the new girl, Peyton (and her insufferable mother), said she did a better job than her teammates at a group dance competition. So when they lost, Miller went for the jugular.
Mee-wow! Tonight, Bravo aired the first of its three-part “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” reunion special. The hour's most notable moment came during a heated confrontation between Adrienne Maloof and Lisa Vanderpump, during which Maloof accused a defiant Vanderpump of selling stories to tabloids like Radar Online. Here's what you missed.
TV Buzz They emote so you don't have to. Even though breakout star Angela “Big Ang” Raiola was nowhere to be found on Sunday's new episode of VH1's “Mob Wives,” Renee Graziano provided enough material for the 10 animated GIFs below. But wait, there's more!
TV Buzz “I wasted everyone's time. I wasted everyone's money. I wasted everyone's everything.” Yep, pretty much. Here's my (under!) four-minute video recap of tonight's “Kourtney & Kim Take New York” season finale, wherein Kim Kardashian put the final nail in the coffin containing her now-defunct 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries.
TV Buzz “What's the difference between looking sexy vs. slutty?” “Labia?” The three-part (yes, three) RHOBH reunion special doesn't kick off until Monday, but those who can't wait four whole days may relish in the drama—including a one-on-one with Andy Cohen and Kim Richards, during which she states, “I'm an alcoholic”—now by watching this just-released trailer.
TV Buzz “Ching ching! I'm rich!” To celebrate tonight's “Toddlers & Tiaras” season finale, TLC just released a behind-the-scenes video of the show's best contestant ever, Alana, as she prepared for an upcoming appearance on “Dr. Drew's Lifechangers.” It's amazing, obviously, so I turned the best parts into 10 animated GIFs, which you'll find below (along with the video).
TV Buzz “I don't want to be married anymore.” On tonight's “Kourtney & Kim Take New York,” the girls were helped by phony psychic John Edward to kommunicate with their late father. But it was Edwards' divorce-related statements that stuck with Kim long after he left, kausing her to make a tearful konfession to Kourtney that her marriage to Kris Humphries was as done as Humphries is dumb.
TV Buzz “I'm very disgusted.” Angela “Big Ang” Raiola, the breakout star of VH1's “Mob Wives,” is quickly becoming the only reason to watch the show. So with that in mind, here's a 90-second out-of-context supercut of Sunday night's new episode featuring nothing but Big Ang. Bonus: Six animated GIFs from the episode!
TV Buzz Praise Alana! Remember soda-addicted six-year-old beauty queen Alana—and her obese mother, June—from “Toddlers & Tiaras”? Those other talk shows must’ve been crazy if they thought they were gonna book her, honey boo-boo child! Because on February 2nd, Alana and her “Coupon Queen” mom will be on “Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers.”
TV Buzz Many reality shows aren't real. This was. If you thought the footage of just-out-of-rehab Kim Richards from last week's episode of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” was disturbing, well, you ain't seen nothing yet.
TV Buzz “Try not to burn my bra!” Angela “Big Ang” Raiola is the breakout star of VH1's “Mob Wives.” In fact, she's quickly becoming the only reason to watch the show. So with that in mind, here's a 90-second out-of-context supercut of Sunday night's new episode featuring nothing but Big Ang.
TV Buzz I scoured the internet (mostly tumblr) for this masterpost that collects every possible animated GIF you would need from TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras
TV Buzz “Everything happens for a reason.” On tonight's episode of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” tensions between Kyle Richards and her now-in-rehab older sister, Kim erupted in Hawaii after Kim showed up 36 hours late without remorse (but with plenty of alcohol and/or drugs, allegedly). How erratic was Kim's behavior? Check out my two-minute highlight reel to see for yourself.
TV Buzz “No, Kim, it's not normal.” On Sunday's “Kourtney & Kim Take New York,” Kim Kardashian and mom Kris Jenner visited Dubai for a store opening. It was great! But on the way back to the airport, Kim dropped this “I think my marriage is failing”-sized bomb on her mother (and then filed for divorce from Kris Humphries two weeks later).
TV Buzz Real Housewives who? On Sunday night's episode of “Mob Wives,” tensions hit an all-time high at Renee Graziano's birthday party when Karen Gravano and her cousin Ramona got into a battle royale with Drita D'Avanzo and, eventually, pretty much everyone else. Did you miss it? Don't worry—here's a visual summary of what went down.
Culture Buzz Poignant social commentary in a single image macro? It's more likely than you think.
Survivor: All-Stars 2004 fan favorite Rupert Boneham announced Saturday that he is running on the Libertarian ticket for Governor of Indiana. His goal? “I have only one interest: Empowering Hoosiers to give back to their communities,” he said in a news conference in Indianapolis. “If the government puts up roadblocks, then they should be repealed.” This is the 47-year-old used his $1 million winnings from reality TV to start Rupert's Kids, a non-profit dedicated to helping “at-risk teens.” (via huffingtonpost.com)
Zhang Jiaojiao is a performer on the Chinese TV program “Blossoming Flowers.” Here is her cover of Nicki Minaj’s “Super Bass,” complete with Minaj-branded Barbie gesticulations.
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