TV Buzz Brody Jenner -- son of old lesbian Bruce, stepbrother to "porn famous" Kim Kardashian, and ex-boyfriend of The Hills star Lauren "I Design Stuff" Conrad -- has inked a deal with Ryan Seacrest's production company to host a reality show in which "bros" will compete to earn the spot in his posse once occupied by the infamous Spencer Pratt. Contestants will live in a bachelor pad together while vying to "prove their worth as wingmen" and "remain composed in the thick of the paparazzi," all before possibly being sent home in an elimination ceremony that takes place -- no joke -- in a hot tub. Don't call Brody gay, though. He may have shapely eyebrows and surround himself in a jacuzzi with half-naked dudes, but it's all in the name of turning "appearing on reality shows" into a discernible talent.
TV Buzz The reality show starring stage mom Dina Lohan and her 14-year-old daughter Ali Lohan, is scheduled to premier on the E! network on Memorial Day. I don't care how high-brow you claim to be, this show will undoubtedly be your new guilty pleasure. Which is perfect timing, now that the Hills season is over.
TV Buzz And it all comes full circle as VH1 rounds up contestants fromFlavor Of Love, I Love New York, and Rock of Love to compete for $250,000. Between all the contestants, the amount of collagen, silicone and eyeliner might officially make the set of I Love Money a toxic wasteland (in every sense of the word).
Celebrity Buzz Apparently, straight gals everywhere are going gaga for the star of Work Out. And who can blame them? She's got Ryan Phillipe's looks, Donald Trump's business savvy, and Matthew McConaughey's abs. And a vagina!
TV Buzz The perfect role is waiting for you. Here's a round-up of reality television casting listings, as well as some of the funnier posts we've come across. The application process may be tedious, but it's a small price to pay for the chance to be Paris Hilton's BFF. Especially if that Fulbright Scholarship never quite panned out for you.
TV Buzz Oprah's new game show is a competition to see who can become America's greatest unknown philanthropist. Premieres March 2nd. Leave it to Oprah to make socially-conscious reality television, but it probably won't cancel out that assh*le feeling we get when we watch Rock of Love.
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