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A roundtable discussion in which pundits consider the serious standards set for burgeoning reality show skanks via The Onion News Network. Because, really, “taking a crap on the floor of a beautiful mansion” has its consequences.

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TV BUZZ: Police officers thought they were raiding a weed growing house in Odessa, Texas, but instead found two tiny Christmas trees surrounded by grow lights and a poster saying they were caught on camera by Kop Busters . The show, created by an ex-drug officer, aims to expose crooked police officers by setting them up in ridiculous situations like this one.

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1. Former drug officer launches ‘KopBusters’ TV show
2. Footage From The Raid
3. TX Cops Get Busted (CBS Story)
4. KopBuster; reality show will actually bust crooked cops
5. Kop Busters Reveals Conservative Hypocrisy
6. Raw Footage from ‘KopBusters’ First Sting
7. NeverGetBusted.com

SCIENCE BUZZ: A new type of mental illness affects individuals who believe their lives are being filmed like The Truman Show . Congrats, reality TV! You are officially, scientifically bad for humanity.

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1. Truman delusions are “sweeping…involving society at large”
2. “The environment tips them over the edge”
3. Some sufferers “actually take pride their supposed celebrity status.”
4. Are reality shows and the internet making us crazy?
5. The Truman Show

TV BUZZ: Jeff Probst, the guy behind Survivor and other reality shows, has a new program coming on CBS: A last adventure show for people with terminal diseases. Can a reality show about dying people with a title cribbed from a Tim McGraw album really be all that bad? Yes, of course it can.

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1. Probst Announces Terminal Patient Reality Show
2. This Is All Just To Make People Forget How Badly “Survivor” Is Doing Ratings-Wise

TV BUZZ: In the latest season premiere of the reality TV show Survivor, CBS accidentally airs uncensored full-frontal nudity. During an immunity challenge (which obviously involved contestants chasing two large balls in their unbuttoned boxers), Marcus Lehman’s manly parts make an impressive appearance. The uncensored video clip of the challenge which was on the CBS website for a few days has now been removed (boo!), but it’s still all over the internet (yay!).

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1. Male Nudity Makes “Survivor” a Major Flop
2. First High-Def ‘Survivor’ Episode Also Provides First CBS Full-Frontal Nudity
3. Accidental Full Frontal Nudity On The Survivor: Gabon Premiere
4. Survivor: Gabon, Marcus Penis Flash Photo

TV BUZZ: The prostitute at the center of the Eliot Spitzer scandal is weighing a $2 million offer for a reality show. There might be a book involved, too — and maybe, if we’re all really lucky , some kind of animated series starring her magic vagina !

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1. Putting The Ho In Reality Show
2. She’ll Play a “Kind of Dr. Phil,” But With Much Nicer Cleavage
3. Radar’s Got the EXCLUSIVE Deets on Her New Show, “The Blow-Job Artist”
4. Rumors About Dupre’s TV Career Won’t Go Away
5. Meanwhile, Spitzer’s Still Out Of Work
6. Ashley Alexandra Dupre - Featured on BuzzFeed

A montage of a bunch of clips taken from reality shows where a contestant is saying, “I’m not here to make friends.” You probably didn’t know this already, but the people who agree to be on reality tv shows are total jerks!

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1. The Original Post: “I’m not here to make friends”: A montage

TV BUZZ: The pseudo-famous skank was rejected by Kristy Morgan, a former Playboy model who couldn’t accept Tila’s “key,” a.k.a. “the opportunity to prove that Tila is so totally bi [on camera].” Tila posted a poem (in real time!) on her MySpace blog, where she dejectedly wrote that “the world will still die.” First she helps establish gay marriage in California and now she references global warming? At this rate, “President Tequila” might be able to teach Dubya a thing or two.

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1. Tila is Ready to Move On …To More Attention-starved Bisexuals
2. Kristy Morgan: In Next Month’s Playboy (Weird Timing, Huh?)
3. So Why Was Playboy Model Kristy Morgan On a Widely-Watched Show in the First Place?

TV BUZZ: A new BBC show takes eight young disabled women to compete for a photo shoot in a top fashion magazine. Disabilities are so edgy! These are the kinds of twists that make reality television actually interesting.

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1. “Britain’s Missing Top Model” Features Models with Disablities!
2. BBC - Britain’s Missing Top Model - Home
3. Watch the Episodes Online Here
4. Reality TV: Disabled Models Compete In New Reality Show
5. Tyra Banks One-Upped By BBC
6. New Show Pits Disabled Models Against One Another
7. A Stunningly Awkward Competition
8. “Can a Disabled Model Be Used to Create Marketable Images?”
9. This Could Be a Positive Show?

TV BUZZ: A new reality show takes 10 contestants to Japan where they compete in some sort of wacky game show called Majide in front of a Japanese audience. Premieres on ABC tonight. Amazing reality television show may sound like a paradox, but this show has the potential to be totally outrageous in an awesome way.

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1. It’ll Either Be Totally Awful Or Really Funny
2. Even if It’s Awful, I’m Looking Forward to This Show, Based On Concept Alone
3. Watch Clips
4. Discussion: Japanese People Like Wack Television
5. Awesome Japanese Game Shows Finally Come to America
6. ABC is Counting On New Roster of Competitive Reality Television

CELEBRITY BUZZ: The P.R. maven — already known to fans of The Hills — is a burgeoning reality star. She’ll be more of a presence on the next season of The Hills , and may figure prominently in an upcoming spin-off show, but more importantly she’s just kind of bad ass.

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1. Observer Profile: “She boasts a what-the-fuck attitude that betrays punk-rockish roots.”
2. Bullet-List Version of the Observer Piece
3. Cutrone’s Business — People’s Revolution
4. Kelly Cutrone in a “Hills” Spin-Off
5. “If you read only one thing today, let it be the Observer profile of Kelly Cutrone.”

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Matthew’s brother stars in Black Gold , a new reality show on truTV about digging for oil in Texas (think Rooster Drinks Your Milkshake ). It’s worth nothing that the pipe supplier named his son Miller Lyte after being belittled by friends about fatherhood prohibiting him from continuing to show up with beer. Proved them wrong, didn’t you, Rooster? Either that, or you’re merely passing down the gift of painful adolescence to the next McConaughey generation.

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1. Why Did Rooster Name His Son “Miller Lyte?” Brilliant and Tragic Explanation Found Here
2. How Did a Pipe Supplier End Up Getting a Reality Show? Ohhh…
3. Black Gold [Or “There Will Be Blood” Gets The Reality TV Treatment]
4. It’s Got to Be Better On TV, Right? Right??
5. LP Ranch: The McConaughey Family Business

Whoopi Goldberg digs into Denise Richards on The View for subjecting her kids to being exploited for reality television. Whoopi Goldberg is looking out for Denise’s kids, but who’s looking out for the MILFs??

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1. Denise Richards: Charlie Sheen’s sperm is ‘tranny-infested’
2. Denise Richards and the Sperm Debacle