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TV Buzz “When's the book come out, anyway? How long has it been?” That's what Brandi Glanville asked Taylor Armstrong on tonight's second installment of Bravo's “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” reunion. “It” is the suicide of Armstrong's husband, Russell. “The book” is about “it.” Here's video of the tense exchange between Armstrong (plus Kyle Richards) and Glanville from which the quote was taken.
TV Buzz “I'm about to go ghetto on you, giiiirl!” Six-year-old Mountain Dew and Red Bull-addicted beauty queen Alana, daughter of “Coupon Queen” June and nicknamed “Honey Boo-Boo Child” by America after her infamous “Toddlers & Tiaras” episode, was featured on “Dr. Drew's Lifechangers” today. And boy oh boy was it life-changing!
TV Buzz “She shouldn't belittle others—that's my job.” So said coach Abby Lee Miller on tonight's “Dance Moms” after the new girl, Peyton (and her insufferable mother), said she did a better job than her teammates at a group dance competition. So when they lost, Miller went for the jugular.
Mee-wow! Tonight, Bravo aired the first of its three-part “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” reunion special. The hour's most notable moment came during a heated confrontation between Adrienne Maloof and Lisa Vanderpump, during which Maloof accused a defiant Vanderpump of selling stories to tabloids like Radar Online. Here's what you missed.
TV Buzz They emote so you don't have to. Even though breakout star Angela “Big Ang” Raiola was nowhere to be found on Sunday's new episode of VH1's “Mob Wives,” Renee Graziano provided enough material for the 10 animated GIFs below. But wait, there's more!
TV Buzz “I wasted everyone's time. I wasted everyone's money. I wasted everyone's everything.” Yep, pretty much. Here's my (under!) four-minute video recap of tonight's “Kourtney & Kim Take New York” season finale, wherein Kim Kardashian put the final nail in the coffin containing her now-defunct 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries.
TV Buzz “What's the difference between looking sexy vs. slutty?” “Labia?” The three-part (yes, three) RHOBH reunion special doesn't kick off until Monday, but those who can't wait four whole days may relish in the drama—including a one-on-one with Andy Cohen and Kim Richards, during which she states, “I'm an alcoholic”—now by watching this just-released trailer.
TV Buzz “Ching ching! I'm rich!” To celebrate tonight's “Toddlers & Tiaras” season finale, TLC just released a behind-the-scenes video of the show's best contestant ever, Alana, as she prepared for an upcoming appearance on “Dr. Drew's Lifechangers.” It's amazing, obviously, so I turned the best parts into 10 animated GIFs, which you'll find below (along with the video).
TV Buzz “I don't want to be married anymore.” On tonight's “Kourtney & Kim Take New York,” the girls were helped by phony psychic John Edward to kommunicate with their late father. But it was Edwards' divorce-related statements that stuck with Kim long after he left, kausing her to make a tearful konfession to Kourtney that her marriage to Kris Humphries was as done as Humphries is dumb.
TV Buzz “I'm very disgusted.” Angela “Big Ang” Raiola, the breakout star of VH1's “Mob Wives,” is quickly becoming the only reason to watch the show. So with that in mind, here's a 90-second out-of-context supercut of Sunday night's new episode featuring nothing but Big Ang. Bonus: Six animated GIFs from the episode!
TV Buzz Praise Alana! Remember soda-addicted six-year-old beauty queen Alana—and her obese mother, June—from “Toddlers & Tiaras”? Those other talk shows must’ve been crazy if they thought they were gonna book her, honey boo-boo child! Because on February 2nd, Alana and her “Coupon Queen” mom will be on “Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers.”
TV Buzz Many reality shows aren't real. This was. If you thought the footage of just-out-of-rehab Kim Richards from last week's episode of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” was disturbing, well, you ain't seen nothing yet.
ABC's Bachelor Pad featured a competition that saw half-naked gorgeous people clinging to each other while being suspended above a bed. I am personally disturbed by Billy Bush's complaints about women wearing thong bikinis on nation television.
“Holland's Worst Driver” is proof that reality television can be hazardous to your health. (via videohity.pl)
Doug Hutchison and his 16-year-old bride share a tender moment. Editor's Note: Allow at least four hours after eating before attempting to watch this video. (via buzzfeed.com)
TV Buzz Former Hills star, and emotionless wonder, Audrina Patridge proves the haters wrong with her extensive repertoire of subtle facial expressions. (via New York Magazine)
In a new PSA filmed for Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, Lauren Conrad sounds off about “Fashion F*ck-Ups” (FFUs) including men wearing jhorts and women in kitten heels (with the exception of Suri Cruise). Lauren's final message: There's no shame in changing your friends if it makes you look better. (via)
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Michelle “Bombshell” McGee and Jamie Jungers are finally going to get the forum for their talents that they, and the world, deserve. The show will be a tasteful, philosophical exploration of love and betrayal. Working title is Celebrity Cheaters.
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I Hit It With My Axe is a new reality TV show on The Escapist, starring a troupe of D&D playing porn stars.
And you thought these reactions were bad. A million face palms is not…
Yikes. Looks like we have a really big problem here, society.
