24 Reasons Brunch Is The Absolute Worst
When these things happen, it makes me want to remove my eyeballs with a grapefruit spoon.
When these things happen, it makes me want to remove my eyeballs with a grapefruit spoon.
And what better place to say it than Twitter, aye?
Happy hour my ass.
He certainly has strong feelings on the subject. NSFW language, so watch your ears.
I can save how much if I tip over the soda machine? Watch Video ›
This should be required viewing for every member of Congress and all the White House staff, President Obama included. NSFW due to language contained in this epic scolding. Click here to see more of Felonious Munk’s videos. Watch Video ›
Tell us how you really feel, Gramps! Watch Video ›
Believing his cockpit microphone was off, a Southwest Airlines pilot proceeded to project an extremely offensive rant about how there weren’t any attractive flight attendants anymore. It was broadcast over hundreds of miles, and through the Freedom of Information Act, the (NSFW for very foul language and slurs) audio is now available. Suffice it to say, he’s been suspended without pay indefinitely. (via thedailywh.at) Watch Video ›
“It was just about the biggest piece of shit I ever did see. Watch Video ›
Who is this man, and what is going on? (via giggitygreg.com) Watch Video ›
Tell it, Gramps! [Ed. note: As a 100% pro-Bieber website, BuzzFeed cannot condone the sentiments of this aggravated septuagenarian. However, he may have a point.] Watch Video ›
Mike Caracciolo, aka The Kid from Brooklyn, is batshit insane. Here’s just a smattering of his most outrageous, most offensive, and most hilarious rants. View List ›
Post reality-TV-star-turned-murderer, Vh1’s trying to clean up its act and change its format to include “classier” television. Think that’s ridiculous? You’re not alone. Current TV’s Ben Hoffman begs Vh1 to never change. View Media ›
Self-proclaimed “fat dude” Norm has some words (mostly obscenity-laden) for fat ladies who ride around in motorized wheelchairs and take up his time in line at the grocery store. If Norm needs anything, it’s a f*cking tranquilizer. At this rate, the dude is gonna give himself a f*cking heart attack! F*ck! Watch Video ›
An epic rant about the impact of the global economic crisis on the UK. British people sound so classy when they’re mean. Watch Video ›
Because there is no justice in the world, that’s why.
So 12 years roll by and suddenly the two coolest screenwriters ever are grumpy, ranting old men. Ben Affleck in now randomly fighting with Newsweek, while Matt Damon is crusading against “imperialist…socioipathic” James Bond and Bill O’Reilly (fair enough on the last one). Remember when they were just two hot guys from Boston with Oscars? Read More ›