Congratulations to Travis B. for his awesome, pirate-focused winning entry in the Best Random Conversation Contest! Props are also due to Brian for confusing his stranger and to girl! for her Professional Molester role-playing action. I'd also like to shout out Elizabeth G's entry, which didn't place but which features wizards and thus deserves special recognition. It's totally worth checking out all of the entries via this handy slideshow.
I knew he would leave me. [Editor's Note: This short online chat with a stranger is a heartbreaking reminder of humans' inability to communicate across the boundaries of a common language. It's also another very funny entry into our Random Conversation Contest. You can view all the entries as a slideshow.]
For the random conversation contest: a brief diversion into pirate economics. [Editor's Note: Check out this awesome entry in our Best Random Conversation Contest! Pirate jokes are like the universal language.]
http://www.buzzfeed.com/contests/best-random-conversation
New contest! Have a random conversation with a stranger on Omegle, then post a screenshot of the result as your entry. Funny conversations get gold stars and featured on the front page, so late entries will still have a good chance of winning. The funniest conversation posted by Monday night is the winner!