CELEBRITY BUZZ: The nasty divorce proceedings get kind of amazing for celebrity a-holes Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, as audio recordings surface in which Sheen calls his now ex-wife — among other insults — the N-word. Hooray for Hollywood! Sheen publicly apologized, [seriously] citing that a black guy was the best man at his first two weddings. Because as everyone knows, the best way to reform one’s racist leanings is to dress up a person of color in fancy clothes and give them an inconsequential title. Hear that, Dr. King? That’s the sound of progress!

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1. P.S. Denise Richards Not Black
2. What’s Worse: Charlie Sheen Calling His Wife a Dispicably Misplaced Racial Slur, Or the Fact That E! Calls It the “N-Bomb”?
3. Charlie Sheen Also Lambasted Denise About Her Mother As She Was Undergoing Chemotherapy [The Worst People in the World]
4. Read the Transcripts
5. An Academic Exploration Into the Origin of “Ni**er”
6. Ni**ers Vs. Leprechauns: Who’s REALLY At Fault?
7. Charlie Just Wants to See His Kids!

POLITICS BUZZ: Political correctness no longer exists. Sure, you were taught all your life that racism is a bad thing. But we are currently entering a Golden Age of racism. Never before has racism been so funny or irreverent.

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1. Kramer Joins List of Prejudiced Celebs
2. Kramer’s Squeam-Inducing Rant
3. George “Macaca” Allen Concedes Gracefully, with Football
4. Wes Anderson and Hipster Racism
5. Borat Could Inspire Dumb People To Become Racists
6. Golfer advises Tiger Woods againt ordering fried chicken, collard greens
7. Mel Gibson Resorts to Offending Mayans
8. Malcolm Gladwell Ponders the Spectrum of Racist Remarks
9. Racist Kramer Seindfeld mashup
10. The “Aryan Krump”
11. Kanye West Hearts “Mutts”
12. Michael Richards Apologizes on David Letterman
13. Michael Richards: The Infamous Rant, The Pathetic Apology
14. Brainchild of “Survivor: Race War” Insists Ethnic People Enjoy Clustering Together
15. Racist Jokes “Chic” Amongst Ivy League Intelligentsia
16. Tyrone Launches “NiggaSpace” With Follow-up Plans For “JewTube” and “Crackr”
17. Shocker Fashion Label Claims Swastikas Big For Fall
18. How to respond to a racist joke in the workplace. First rule: “You don’t laugh”
19. Karl Lagerfeld Prefers Asia Because There Are, In General, Less Fatties
20. Vice Magazine Advocates Interracial Mixing to Make the World More Beautiful
21. Vincent Gallo Restricts Sale of His Own Sperm Against Those with Extremely Dark Complexions