The govna’ went on Reddit and asked people to request quotes from his movies for him to perform. He chose his favorites and uploaded these videos.
Or wrote. Maybe. (He said a lot of witty things).
“There is only one bad word: Taxes.”
Yes, in fact, there is such a thing as uninspirational quotes.
He’s a real thinker.
And you thought that the tube was there to get you from A to B
Guess who RiRi thinks is “gangsta” now. (Actually, you almost certainly won’t be able to guess correctly.)
The world would be a better place. Via WorldWideInterweb.
Today is SO your day.
Was this show about painting? Coulda fooled me.
Between this and The Transfer we’re going into a full Four meltdown.
Meet me… in Montauk…
Many Lessons Can Be Learned From Wipeout! But all were first expressed by Sun Tzu.
Mostly from Dumbledore because obviously.
Senior quotes? More like sexually-charged personal ads. If you know any of these 80-year-old Ohioans, please give them a high-five and maybe some prune juice.
And nobody seems to have noticed. Updated.
This 13th century Persian poet was the original master of inspo.
Quotes of wisdom from your favorite childhood movies.
Sometimes the perfect inspiration comes from our childhood.
“I hate handing over money for what I could just as easily do myself, it makes me nervous.” — Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar
Animals make our lives so much better.
This ain’t the movies kid. This is real life.
Actual Drake quote or lovelorn 16-year-old girl? You decide.
“It would be difficult to have an ugly daughter.”
May her wit and wisdom lead the way with crystal vision.
All the more reason to love her.
Polite? Arrogant? Terrible at cooking? Don’t mean to alarm you old chap, but you might be British.
Audiences related to Tony because he was just like the rest of us. Apart from, you know, all the murders and stuff.