BuzzFeed
quotes
-
Tyson Chandler Gave The Best Award Speech Ever
Sports Buzz The Knicks center won Defensive Player of The Year. How did he respond?
-
The 6 Steps To A Perfect Catchphrase
Tech Buzz Some scientists ran a whole bunch of popular movie catchphrases through a computer program. What they ended up with is a rough guide for burrowing into peoples' brains. You know what they say: It is what it is.
-
Mitt Romney Says The Darndest Things
Politics Buzz WTFRomney has compiled all the fun quotes from Mitt's 2012 campaign adventure. Here's 27 of our favorites.
-
-
Mitt Romney Knows It's All His Fault
Politics Buzz Two telling quotes from a press conference in Livonia, Michigan this morning.
-
Karl Lagerfeld Thinks Adele Is Too Fat, Likes Lana Del Rey And FLOTUS
Style Buzz The Fashion world's quote master shares his thoughts on Russian women too. (via styleite.com)
-
26 Meanest Quotes From Reviews Of Lana Del Rey's New Album
Celebrity Buzz Ouch. Lana Del Rey, formerly Lizzie Grant, recently released her much-hyped debut album, “Born to Die.” The reactions are what you could charitably call “mixed.” Here are the nastiest quotes from the nastiest reviews.
-
Newt Gingrich Wants Brad Pitt To Play Him In The Movies
Politics Buzz Can Newt get any more grandiose? Yes! Arnold! (via cheatsheet.tumblr.com)
-
Rick Santorum Quotes As New Yorker Cartoons
Politics Buzz Here are a bunch of quotes from our future President paired with New Yorker cartoons. Some of them actually make a lot more sense this way.
-
Matt Damon Says Obama Has No Balls
Politics Buzz Oh, Matt Damon. We all know you're still going to vote for Barack in '12.
-
-
-
-
-
Video: Top 10 Muhammad Ali Quotes
You just know the “floats like a butterfly” is going to be at the number one spot.
-
The Last Words Of 20 People Who Were Executed
Culture Buzz A collection of notorious criminals and badass revolutionaries whose wit did not falter in the face of their certain demise.
-
The President Of Fox News Hired Sarah Palin Because She’s Hot
Culture Buzz Roger Ailes actually said this. (via brooklynmutt.com)
-
Awesome Quotes From 11 Famous Writers On Censorship
Culture Buzz Celebrate Banned Books Week better by letting Twain, Bradbury, Shaw, and other famous writers remind you how censorship is not awesome.
-
-
10 Ridiculous Miss Universe Commentator Quotes (Presented By Cats)
Culture Buzz The commentators on the Miss Universe pageant are absurd. So, I paired quotes they said from last night's pageant with cats. Enjoy.
-
25 Awesome Quotes From Comics On Marc Maron's WTF Podcast
Culture Buzz If you want to play catch-up with the in-depth interviews/makeshift therapy sessions on “WTF With Marc Maron”, here're some of the finer points made by the funny people on the podcast.
-
Image: “Who Would You Knock Up?” Asks Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin tweeted a pretty odd question earlier today, asking his followers who their ideal person to knock up or wake up impregnated by after a drunken night in Hollywood. Is he hoping we'll answer “Alec Baldwin?” Add yours I guess? (via bbook.tumblr.com)
-
The 10 Most Important Things Newt Gingrich Has Ever Said
Politics Buzz Now that Newt has officially thrown his hat into the 2012 presidential election ring, it's time to brush up on what former Speaker Of The House has spoken about in the past. In all fairness, Michelle Bachmann's been doing his act all along.
-
Bill Watterson Illustrates Mark Twain
Culture Buzz From his brief stint as an editorial cartoonist with a Cincinnati newspaper, here are some illustrated Mark Twain quotes by the creator of Calvin and Hobbes. Two of America's most ingenious smart-asses.
-
Top 10 Stupid Things That Came Out of Glenn Beck’s Mouth
The top 10 quotes from Glenn “I love mystery cock” Beck .
-
Charlie Sheen Quoted By World Leaders
Culture Buzz A collection of some of Sheen's pearls of winning wisdom presented by world leaders past and present. Delusional doublespeak never made so much sense before.
-
13 Best Instagram Quote Rebuttals
Culture Buzz Stupid hipsters, stop making these. At least I'm not the only one fed up with quotes on unrelated backgrounds.
-
Gisele Is The New Gwyneth Paltrow
Celebrity Buzz Everyone loves to hate Gwyneth Paltrow for being snooty and preachy and giving her kids silly names. Fine. But do you know who's also snooty and preachy with the added bonus of being younger, richer, and a supermodel? Gisele Bundchen. Herewith, her greatest hits.
-
10 Famous Quotes Translated 56 Times
Culture Buzz FunnyTranslator.com is a website that will take any bit of text you enter and translate it up to 56 times through 56 different languages. Think of it as a giant game of telephone where the results are always nonsensical, generally hilarious, and occasionally profound.
-
Image: Hi, I’m Troy McClure…
“You might remember me from….” Finally, Troy McClure's entire resume in one handy image.
- ‹ Older
- Newest »
- Newer ›
