The Queen meets The Queen.
The Queen meets The Queen.
And the owner’s invited her for dinner.
Which is a lot to say, honestly.
Buckingham Palace has released the lists of presents given to the Royal Family in 2013. Anyone for a painting of Queen Anne on a moose?
Queen Elizabeth, Camilla Parker-Bowles and Kate Middleton lay down the royal judgment. The side-eye took place during a March 2012 visit to Fortnum and Mason but somehow has only been discovered recently. (via summerbaby727)
Plus every stunning look from Beyoncé’s 14 new music videos, the year in volcanic activity, and 13 signs you’ve become “that annoying couple.”
Plus a look inside the first-ever Google Glass porn (starring James Deen!), photos of Queen Elizabeth before she was a great-grandmother, and a brief guide to the world of “Blurred Lines” YouTube parodies.
Officially servin’ royal realness for 60 years.
It’s just as weird as it sounds.
The Commonwealth Charter also expected to to promote “empowerment” of women.
And someone thought it would be hilarious if he was partnered with London’s shortest bobby.
It almost looks, dare I say, DIY!
Your family’s great and all, but face it: the holidays would be way better if you could spend them with Beyoncé and Lil’ Bub. Now you can — just upload a photo of yourself, your family, or your friends and play around!
The queen surveyed gold bars, corgis, and swamp monsters with the same implacable gaze.
An inexplicable article on the Iranian state television website. “But the entire royal family is decidedly German.”
A camouflaged sniper disguised to look like the Swamp Thing.
She was given a CBE, for services to drama, at Buckingham Palace in London. And she wore a little feathered hat while receiving it.
She has a long history of doing so.
Sorry to inform you that the parachutist wasn’t actually the Queen. (She didn’t want to mess up her hair.)
She’s so pumped for the Olympics, y’all.
They have phone sex, threesomes, and babies via turkey baster — that is, if you believe everything ever written in book form about the crowned clan across the pond. Here’s a guide to the best books about the royals, with our patented five-crown rating system.
Queen Victoria did it over 100 years ago!
She’s like Betty White, only British. As Elizabeth II celebrates her Diamond Jubilee, let us remember her the way the Internet intended. With funny captions.
In honor of Queen Elizabeth II’s Diamond Jubilee, Pantone and ad agency Leo Burnett have created a color guide book of her famously monochromatic outfits. Each swatch comes with a Pantone reference, and the date the shade appeared on the queen. In other words, this is the best non-flip book flip book ever.
As Queen Elizabeth II celebrates 60 years on the throne, we look back at her love affair with her favorite animal: the corgi. Her first, Susan, was given to her on her eighteenth birthday and since then, the Queen has owned four to five at a time.
It’s for the Diamond Jubilee. And yes, those diamonds are real.
Women live longer, get to wear more sequins, and are better communicators and leaders. In case you needed more reasons being a chick is great, here they are.
The queen celebrates her Diamond Jubilee today. The 85-year-old monarch has remained a constant, as numerous U.S. presidents, British prime ministers, and popes came and went.