What if they aren’t actually illusions? Then what?
Isn’t she just the ~most~.
She’s so honest. So real.
It is 2014. All these tracks came out in 1984 — 30 years ago. It was bad enough these songs being 20 years old, but this is just too much.
The BBC News Channel ticker got a bit excited when it updated us on a story about the Queen’s horse.
Looks like not all the men are dead yet.
He was real-life. He was a fantasy. He was Queen.
Kid-appropriate songs that everyone can love.
***Flawless rhyming power ballad ahead, you’ve been warned.
This is crueler than anything Joffrey did.
“I am sia, I was born from the bumhole of a unicorn named steve.”
Queen + Adam Lambert start a 24-date North America tour — including their first stop at MSG since 1982 — Thursday in Chicago.
Guess what you could buy for the same price as “A Tropical Night To Remember Under The Stars”?
Pop royalty and true royalty shaking hands? It’s almost too good to be true.
Suddenly the Queen looks like a bit like Amy Winehouse. Well done, Craig Howson, for making this important observation.
Less Queen, more Super Hans.
WARNING: All results are awesomely badass.
Heels are now outlawed and chugging martinis is an Olympic sport.
Madame O’ Sane, Vladdy Pushin’, and Georgia Buchette.
From the mouth of the Queen.
And the owner’s invited her for dinner.
Don’t worry, it’s a time lapse thing, not the song 1,095 times in a row.
Ran Enrico Magen, an engineer at Twitter, finds a wonderfully geeky use for the new custom timelines feature.
Be the Khaleesi you want to be.
Beyoncé basically destroyed the entire internet. Shut it down.
Don’t stop him now, he’s having such a good time.
Oh, William. What happened?
The Force is strong here.