Oh my GOD, no.
Oh my GOD, no.
“It’s f*cking slang.”
This really is as terrifying as it sounds.
Plus a super-advanced robotic bartending system, 6 miserably failed TV shows featuring puppets, and a haunting look at the aftermath of Superstorm Sandy.
The restaurant announced a voluntary recall of the toys, citing safety concerns over “reports of children getting their fingers stuck in the holes of the puppets.” The recall is dated one day prior to The Jim Henson Company’s decision to part ways with Chick-Fil-A due to the chain’s stance against same sex marriage. [Updated]
You ever have one of those days where it seems like you’re just spinning your wheels? Like some unseen force is holding you back? Like you’re just a puppet in some cosmic farce? But, no, this is cute.
Their puppet program seems to be much more advanced than their nuclear program. Here are photos of a rather elaborate (and apparently violent) puppet show based on the life of 14th century Persian poet Hafez. Looking forward to Spike Jones’ “Being Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”
Okay, that’s pretty damn impressive.
In conjunction with the annual conference of eating disorders and brittle egos known as Fashion Week, Target has commissioned a 25-foot puppet named Little Marina to model its new Missoni line. Thank God Naomi Campbell’s iPhone isn’t that big. (via online.wsj.com) View List ›
At one point in this video the puppet, Rico, says that Lindsay is “busy making the movies.” Is that New Zealand slang for “being under house arrest”? This is pretty sad. (via mashable.com) Watch Video ›
And it makes fun of her for stealing jewelry. This is for a New Zealand show called “On the SkyCouch with Rico,” taped while Lindsay was still under house arrest. The horror…the horror… Watch Video ›
This is Arthur, a ten foot puppet with a drinking problem. I want to see a drunken brawl between Arthur and Big Bird. Watch Video ›
Equipped with the scariest dancing-clown driver. This is my worst nightmare. Watch Video ›
Fun celebrity paparazzi shot of the day, y’all: Mel Gibson runs with a beaver puppet on his hand. View Image ›