The hair wants what it wants.
This squirrel must not have studied for its big calculus final. Actually, since this happened in Florida, the squirrel was probably trying to avoid a mandatory drug test.
Another week, another mortifying display of revolting table manners at an all night diner. We need to develop a drinking game for these brawl videos. Every time someone yells “Youtube that sh*t,” take a drink; every time a skirt is hiked up and women are brawling in their panties, take a drink; etc., lose faith in humanity, etc. Watch Video ›
A gentleman named The Horse attempts to pull a Volkswagen Jetta with his penis. If he’s trying to live up to his namesake, this isn’t how carriages were drawn. He’s wrapped up pretty well, so—aside from his understandable cursing—this is safe for work. Watch Video ›