You should know you'll be shamed on internet if you unzip your pants and urinate in a large crowd next to a group of small children during the NYC fireworks, then have your friends talk trash and gay bash the people telling you to stop. Despite protests from everyone around him, this man unashamedly pissed in the middle of the celebration. If you see this man, quickly find an umbrella!
“This isn't a ur-i-nal. People live here.” Apparently, this Hoxton, England man's street beneath his apartment is the local hotspot for drunken public urination. And now he's taking a stand. (via asylum.co.uk)
Hey, that guy standing on a Segway while peeing looks a lot like Apple founder Steve Wozniak! We're going with the internet law of assuming Photoshop until proven otherwise, though it kind of doesn't matter, ultimately.
Celebrity Buzz There's been another wave of prominent public urination recently, adding to the time-honored celebrity tradition of hosing on others' stuff. It seems a little unfair that Fergie is the poster-child for public peeing, when in reality hers is the only “accident” of the bunch. Such are the burdens of fame.