It's been a long day of heartbreaking news. Let's unwind with the definition of frivolous: a Charlie Sheen Flash game where you run over pedestrians and prostitutes with a car. Once you power up with tiger blood, you can blow up ambulances. Surprisingly diverting!

Footage from TMZ that allegedly depicts the beginning of the bender that led to Charlie Sheen's hospitalization. Charlie's cutting a rug shortly after cutting some lines.

Are you guys ready to meet your new favorite Democratic nominee for lieutenant governor in Illinois?!

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1. More Juice
2. Gov. Quinn urges Scott Lee Cohen to drop out of race over abuse history
3. Details surface of Scott Lee Cohen’s 2005 domestic violence arrest
4. New questions in 2005 arrest of Democratic lieutenant governor nominee
5. Illinois Lieut. Gov. Nominee Was Arrested For Domestic Violence
6. Democratic Nominee Pulled Knife on Prostitute Girlfriend

Steven Soderbergh's upcoming film The Girlfriend Experience has been getting a lot of buzz lately, partially because it's the mainstream debut of adult film star Sasha Grey, an attractive lady who is sometimes naked.

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1. The Girlfriend Experience Trailer with Sasha Grey and Diaper Guy
2. Movie Trailer: Steven Soderbergh’s The Girlfriend Experience
3. Sasha Grey Naked Ad
4. Sasha Grey
5. Girlfriend Experience Poster

Nothing's better than rude things said with an English accent. Tufty the Squirrel is up to no good. (NSFW language.) From Ashens.com on YouTube.

A man posed this question on the Experience Project website, and as expected, the Internet is here to help.

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Living out their sexual fantasies online, women like 26-year old “Palela Alderson” are turning tricks in Second Life, charging upwards of 2000-3000 Linden Dollars for a night out.

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1. Gaming Reviewer Buys a Hooker
2. Second Life Hookers & Escorts on Flickr
3. I Live Out My Sexual Fantasy As an Online Escort
4. Second-Life Hooker Bares All

Prostitutes in Madrid have taken to the catwalk as part of a campaign to stake their claim over the streets they walk.

A Diane Sawyer report special on prostitution accidentally gives away the identity of one main interview subject, hooker/blogger Debauchette.

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1. This Is Going To Make Thanksgiving, Uh, Awkward
2. Diane Sawyer Will Let The Whole World Know You’re A Hooker
3. VideUhOh: Diane Sawyer Rats Out Hooker To Her Parents
4. ABC News: Prostitution in America
5. Debauchette Gets Outed

The name of the prostitution ring that was busted and inevitably brought Eliot Spitzer down with them.

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1. A Look at Spitzers Emperors Club Web Site
2. The Eliot Spitzer Affair and the Intellectualization of Prostitution
3. Duke Of Westminster: Prostitution Client, Allegedly, Of Emperors Club VIP
4. Ashley Alexandra Dupre - Woman at the Center of Eliot Spitzer’s Downfall
5. Enough About Eliot; What About The Hookers?
6. Eliot Spitzer’s Super-Premium Luxury Prostitutes
7. Escort: ‘I’m Not THAT Kristen’
8. How Things Work: A Brief Guide to Luxury Callgirl Rings
9. Eliot Spitzer’s Whores: A Pictorial Tour of The Emperor’s Club Ladies
10. A Look At the Emperor’s (Governor’s) Club
11. The Official Site (Temporarily Unavailable)
12. Let’s Learn All About Eliot Spitzer’s Prostitution Ring! (Screenshots from the Website)
13. emperors club vip brought $1 million to four people
14. Cops bust $5500 an-hour hooker ring
15. Spitzer’s Ties to a Website Featuring Scantily Clad Women Rated by Diamonds
16. Screen Shot From Emperors Club Website: “Introduction Fees”
17. Prostitute Claims She Isn’t a “Moron”
18. Kristen Calls Spitzer a “Difficult” Client